Hi beautiful, you may not recognize me but we met in a dota 2 match the other day! I was playing puck and at the 3 minute mark you told me i play like an aborted homunculus i like your sense of humor haha. I think your voice is very cute especially when you were snorting laughing when i died to the tower that one time. Maybe we could skype or mumble sometime and i will bottom lane for you if you know what i mean laughing my ass off. its ok if not tho i dont wanna come off creepy so if youre uncomfortable its chill. anyway hit me up haha

Hi beautiful, just wanted to let you know I saw you in Limsa and your outfit looked very cute! :3 I sent you a friend request but you never accepted, maybe you couldn't see it with all that beautiful hair covering your (probably) great looking eyes,. I hope we can grab a drink or something next saturday i will be free from my shift at the thong production factory and maybe i could get you a souvenir if you know what i mean haha. Dont wanna come off creepy tho so like if youre uncomfortable its chill. Anyway hit me up haha

stinky winky

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This man promosed to show me picture of funny baby monkey with toupee and he only sent me a guinness.pig

AThats right paul