Best game ever. I get to wake up and see my wife on the beach. After wards I proceed to bang her with my ice cold rock. After that we go for a nice stroll looking for some hemp. But then a man proceeds me with a bow. He says leave your wife now or you will be shot in the head by my arrow. I left my wife so I could live my life. Afterwards, I got mauled by a bear that was chasing a boar. I finally found some bandages. I picked up some mushrooms along the way, but after that another man carrying a spear came up to me, and said give me those mushrooms or you die. So I gave him my mushrooms but afterwards I died from starvation. I hit respawn and I rinse and repeat.

Edit: I still hate and love this game.
Edit2: This game is garbage still.