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"Abe, I'm in a terrible pickle! I'm strapped for cash and I haven't
the slightest idea where I'm going to get it from!"
"I'm glad to hear that," answered Abe. "I was afraid you
might have some idea that you could borrow from me!"
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YOU PICKED KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!!
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The maze was so small that people got lost looking *for* it.
-- Bloody Stupid Johnson at his finest
(Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms)
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Ego sum ens omnipotens.
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half
as good. Luckily this is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton
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<knghtbrd> He's a about half the size of the others.
<knghtbrd> But he's got a chainsaw.
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This is so cool I've to go to the bathroom.
-- Calvin
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brain, v: [as in "to brain"]
To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to dispel a source
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