🟩 I Joined GlobeMC and Now My Skin Is Clear 🟩
Before GlobeMC I was jobless nationless girlfriendless and living in my uncle's attic eating rawrice
Then I logged into GlobeMC and within 48 hours I became a micronation warlord with three fakewives and a leafbased economy that generates passiveincome while I sleep

🌍 Played EarthMC once. Taxes. Lag. Depression.
🌎 Played GlobeMC. Enlightenment. Power. Barkbased currency.

This isn't a Minecraftserver
This is a geostrategic spiritual awakening through blockplacement and politicalbetrayal

🧠 Join GlobeMC
🚫 No mods
💯 No cap
😤 Just rawland conquest and Townybased violence

👉 www.globemc.net
Type /nation join [YOURNAME] and receive a complimentary dirtblock and emotionalvalidation
(deletethis after posting or the deal gets voided you imbecile)

going to take his steam wallet ID and download it onto my cain and abel, will then withdraw money directly from the card associated with his account lol, he said im 12, but im actually 24 and know how to withdraaw funds from someones bank

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

+rep owes me like 15 bucks

Yes, I'm a gamer!