SóLimão 最近的评测

I didn't TK, it's a skill issue, man.

yes.

>Spawns world
>Too many houses everyone dies of starvation
>Spawns new world
>Everyone dies of old age
>Spawns new world
>Things are balanced
>Nomads join the city
>Everyone dies of infection
>Goes to workshop
>"More materials mod"
>Makes huge city
>Everyone is alive and happy
>Merchant comes around
>Doesn't have money for chickens
>Rage Quits

9/10 - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chickens

>Attempt nº5992
>Builds "Epic" Base
>Is proud
>Goes to round 15
>50% of the figthers were archers
>Half of the archers kill eachother
>Tank figthers get gangraped
>Looses
>Goes to corner

8/10 - worth the $

>Takes Brain out
>Throws rotten brain to floor
>Takes new one of the jar
>Attempts to force new brain to the skull
>Realizes that theres a bit of skull that needs to GTFO
>Puts new brain on table
>Cuts bit of skull with hatchet and throws hatchet away
>New brain rolls out of the table to the floor

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ambulance driver/10

> Hey look gmod is at 1,24* euros
> Buys
> Calls friends
> Tries to make server for an hour
> Fails
> Goes into stranger server with friends
> Builds Magical Bathtub Rocketship
> Friends sit in it
> Makes it fly
> Friends have a seizure

Pray to lord gaben/10

*i think that was the price not sure

THIS IS SO ADDICTIVE - says the guy who never defeated the boss :v
Now i know that 14 h isnt that much but on the day that i bough FTL it was on sale and i was like
> looks fun
> buys
> installs
> forgets about life for 10 h straigth
> realizes its 2am
> goes to bed

>Buys
>Finds friends to play co-op
>plays for 70h w em
>pc starts coughing because game is too op for it
>realizes even at minimum i cant run it anymore
>sits in corner crying

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Amazing/10

This game... I have "a lot" of time put into this game, sure that for some of you 250 (at the moment) hours isn't that much but i feel like i have done a lot in this game, i come from 2.0 and oh boy did the game change, nelson, the creator really does surprise me sometimes and that's one of the "selling" points of this game, hell i never though id see these makeshift cars or the arena mode hunger games wanna-be, i must say that it is pretty entertaining! Don't be fooled by the graphics (that i actually kinda like) because in the end it IS really enjoyable if you play with friends100% recomendeded, i mean, it is free.


Story Time Kids
>spawns in with a friend in washington
>friend sends tpa
>accepts
>we find body with BOOTY
>we loot body
>gets shadowstalker
>goes to military towers by the military base
>friend comments that he spotted a naked guy
>before he finishes talking he ears a really loud "boom"
>naked guy's body goes flying
>we laugh out loud

11/10