YOooo true Johnny, I once asked out his autistic niece but she was kinda retarded and her face was almost as ugly ass my bare ass, I kinda vomitted and ♥♥♥♥ myself. Anyways good times atleast my ♥♥♥♥ kept me warm in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ country. I wish you very nice day!

Tried to ask out his cousin, now in deep depression, deranged, heavily autist.

One day Ivan Romanoff is working in glorious propaganda office; helping to spread the word of Communist. Is walking back to home when Ivan passes shop that sells capitalist goods. Has bought journal and decides to write in it. Ivan does not know what to write so Ivan decides to let brain wander while not working. Ends up writing "Praise America". Instead of continuing his capitalist methods, meeting disgraceful woman and plotting to overthrow Big Brother Bear Stalin is just sent to Gulag immediately because KGB always watching. Such is life in Moscow

Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much ~~

I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

+rep fast and nice trader