Technically speaking.... .... .....
Yeah thats all i got! XD

Pretty sure he is Chat GPT in disguise. Told me there was 2 R's in "strawberry".

He buy me zombie game. I shoot zombie. He kills me in the shooting range with ridden. I shoot back. He beats the ♥♥♥♥ out of me in the boxing ring. Friend good. Life good.

He also told me "Smoke ass and eat grass" but I don't think that's a good substitute for omni mac and cheese

Told me I'm not his friend anymore because I wouldn't buy a game. He's a real stand up guy, though I don't think he stands up very often due to his crippling gaming addiction

Pizza, you got the aids when you bought Battlefront II, it has nothing to do with me being a Jedi.I'm not the aids droid you're looking for. *does Jedi hand waving for extra effect*

Begged me to buy Star Wars Battlefront 2 and then used his jedi mind tricks on me in game. Now I have aids. -2/10

Tells me that he is "omniing it" in his hellpod before every drop. Can confirm, because I accidentally hopped into his hellpod and it was coated in "omni juice." Although, he wouldn't exactly elaborate what exactly "omni juice" is, all I know is that it looks like a mixture of guacamole, salsa, and raw oil. Also, there's some random blue liquid that he smothers his helmet with and it feels as viscous as an Illuminate Fleshmob. I think the Democracy Officer hasn't been kicked around enough and he's taking his frustrations out by "omniing it." 10/10, would get ragdolled off a cliff by the backblast of his "recuckuless rifle."

Real things Tech has said to me: "No one is stopping you from making mac and cheese." Then proceeds to follow up with "I can stop you." Frankly, if any one is stopping me from making ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mac and cheese, it's Tech, but only because he cooks better.

SHE HAS A MAN JAW AND FACE, WTH ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO DOM?

Freedom? I was free once. They locked me in a pod. A hellpod. A hellpod with Tech. Tech fists his future ex-wife on his super destroyer.

Just cause I made Linux snow angels that one year does not mean it's my signature lady!

It's not a lie, he leaves evidence, scratches "Linux" into your wall. It seems to be his signature.

Anything this CornWitch666 person says is a lie!

Watches his friends sleep. Told me himself. Weird guy...

Claims to be Technically inclined, but let his friend get technically declined.

Everything in my comment profile is true.

Pays his taxes, but also says he's not a big fan of the government. Hypocrisy I say. Also, side note: he's a Super Private traitor to Super Earth. 0/10 would not let him shoot me with a grenade pistol again.

always ragging on houston for starbucks and the 5th ring of hell mannnnnnnnnnn

the one time tech gets a drink or takes a piss and leaves for almost hours and comes back like nothing happen after he shots you in the back

PEEETAAAA

update tech has lost his mind i repeat he has LOST HIS MIND

update: we talked today ,told me he would let me watch him and serpent get it on i decline cold hardedly but bunnny agreed so...

10/10 would recomend him being a father tho hmmmmmmmm

Lmao. Keep it coming. These comments are hilarious 😂😆😂😆😂

Update: We played a game today, told me he would let me win finally. It was lies, told me I'm his #1 loser. Why are we still friends?

Beats me in every game, will never let me win, said being a girl is no excuse. We will be friends forever, i love people who make me feel like a loser.

ABOUT and a half?? more like an half inch. XD

Tech ♥♥♥♥♥ bile titans with his "rod of democracy"

I thought everyone microwaved capri suns?

I have met some pricks in my life, but man you're the cactus

Tech the type of guy that microwaves capri suns because it's "relevant"

Likes to chew bubblegum and stick it under desks of his enemies XD

You couldn't be more wrong. It's a sausage, not a hot dog.

heard he walks around with a full hot dog in his prison pocket, warming it up to eat later

If I had a dollar for every time Tech raged in helldivers, I could buy Arrowhead

bro told me to sudo apt "get a life" my terminal laughed at me ;n;

If I had a ♥♥♥♥♥, it would be throbbing. 69/10

Not only does he fist his family on the super destroyer, he commits domestic terrorism against my ears with his DJ stuff. 8/10

Loves to yell in my ear during helldivers. 10/10 would recommend

Lucky for me Hydrabone is near sighted and can't aim for ♥♥♥♥ in games.

I have Tk him countless times and will continue 10/10

Candy was expired and gave me aids but music was 10/10

It's Halloween Pizza, EVERYONE HAS CANDY RIGHT NOW. Just cause I have a van when I hand it out is projection on your part! #VanCandy

Dude rides around in a van labeled with "free candy" on it and plays overrated and overplayed tunes from 1995. He claims to be a "DJ". The candy was expired and gave me aids. 1/10 would not suffer again.

I fell off a ladder and it just went right up there. Could happed to anyone. ER Doc told me he see's that all the time. Like duh.

he came into the ER with a real octopus tentacle stuck in him, said it was an accident

Bro sold me fake ♥♥♥ tf

this waman ain't jealous of Sh*t

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