signed

was at blast 2025

you okay with a cheater on your ESEA team?

Cool dude, fun to chill /w in match

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good games give happiness,
bad games give experience,
worst games give lessons,
and the best games give memories

gives okay head

I walk into the Saks then I Cha Cha Slide

+gives good head

lmao vvvvv

Hacking ♥♥♥♥♥♥, honestly deserves cancer

BEST EVAAAA

If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious!

Can I wallbang your double doors?

You are so sweet I could just cbble you up.

Hey girl, want to inspect my Case Hardened?

Can I rush your lower tunnel?

Are you a Nova? Because you are pure gold.

Girl, you are my rare special item ❤

When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart ❤

If we open a case together what are my chances of getting lucky?

Girl, is that a molotov under your feet? Cuz you are hot!

Girl you gonna yell "2 long" and its not gonna be a report.

You're a Mac-10/10 - MP9/10 - Mag7/10 - M4/10

You look factory new, but after im done, you will be battle scarred

Turn around girl coz imma flash and bang you.

Sorry thought this might help

quality meme
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sleepy: can i jerk off to you
Teajohn: you got snapchat?
Teajohn: sure
sleepy: my snapchat is @nudegrandpas69
Teajohn: ok cool
Teajohn: imma add
sleepy: 69 is referring to age not sexual position
Teajohn: and send you a pic of my hairy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
sleepy: is it poopy?
Teajohn: :)
Teajohn: why wouldnt it be
sleepy: nice
sleepy: i want some nutella with my NUTT
sleepy: if ya know what i mean
sleepy: i wanna jizz on ur butthole poop

+rep good player

+rep , gud kisser <3

she was ridin' and started fartin' I was like "wtf, is you fartin' ? she said "nawh" "♥♥♥♥♥ why you lyin?" then I see drops coming out her ass DAMN,she farted on my ♥♥♥♥. DAMN, did she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? DAMN that's a combo killin' ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ call me Rambo!

Don't you have homework to do little boy? For the record I've got kids older than you and I probably have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom. I could be your father but it's hard to tell, there were a lot of guys in the room that night she got pregnant. Glad I went first, that ♥♥♥♥ got sloppy after the 50th guy was done.

When I was 7, I watched my mother rape one of her ♥♥♥♥ buddies with an air freshener can. She was 37 and he was 19 at the time. They were in a huge fight over who was going to vacuum the apartment, and she attacked him with a cast iron frying pan. I remember her hitting his head with a huge amount of force. He dropped to the ground hard, and I honestly thought he was dead. My mother yelled at me to get the zipties out of the drawer. I regret to this day that I complied. She tied him to the radiator, pulled his pants off, and violently began to shove the air freshener can up him. His screams and sobs were so incredibly horrible. There was blood dripping onto the gray carpet. I was screaming for her to stop, but she kept going for a long, long time. There was a look of complete defeat and fear on his face.

When I was 13 I would take baths and straddle the faucet so the water pressure got me off. It was fun as ♥♥♥♥ til that white substance developed and got in my hair. I told my dad my peepee had a cold and that next time I needed a tissue. He then gave me a magazine and it was perfect. I didn't need tissue I just used the pages until I got a paper cut and and thought it was herpes from the girl on page 47

Hi there! I'm an extremely crazy and weird fangirl. I'm in the Warrior Cats fandom, Harry Potter fandom, Supernatural fandom, OUAT fandom, Sailor Moon fandom, and a bunch more! You do NOT want to say ANYTHING bad about any of my fandoms in front of me. You've been warned. I'm also the leader of WarriorClan, a Warrior Cats fan club. If you wanna join, just ask!

Rather see a nicely toned ass than some jiggly cellulite ♥♥♥♥. That said, this genital-centric ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dancing needs to be banned. ♥♥♥♥ the entertainment industry for promoting this gross ♥♥♥♥ to kids.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a common phrase that originated in Detroit, Florida, stemming from the Latin "Heil" (meaning to pop) and the German "Hitlersson" (meaning vagina). It is used as an alternative way to say "Pop that ♥♥♥♥♥", an urban phrase that usually means to insinuate sexual intercourse. The phrase is thought to have started amongst the members of a small book club somewhere in the suburbs of Detroit, although this cannot be proven, as all the members of the alleged book club have since passed away. Around the 1930s, about 5 decades after the phrase became common in everyday language, people incorporated the act of raising your right arm into saying the phrase, although no one knows why.

Hey you 🦃TURKEY🦃 lurkey sluts👅👅!! It's 🍂🍁HOEvember🍁🍂. You know what that means⁉️ 🕐🕑time🕒🕓 to 😮🍆gobble 👏🏻 gobble 🍆😮 on a big ole 😛♥♥♥♥😛. Back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, that lil 👻white ♥♥♥♥♥👻 Chris Columbus ⛵️ and his 👙👠slutty Pilgrims 🏊🏻‍♀️🏊🏻 had to 💦💦💦♥♥♥ 2️⃣ 🇺🇸 in search 🕵🏻of new 🌶🚀🕹 ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck. Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of yr sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💅 or you 🚫 won't 🚫get any 💦gravy💦 this year📆. Get 5️⃣ back and yr a mashed potato hoe ☹️☹️. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and yr a sexy stuffin' slut😽😽. Happy 🦃♥♥♥♥🐓 gobblin Thursday!

If my brother 👫
And my boyfriend 💏
We're both drowning 😰
And I could only save one 😭
I'd save them both cause they're the same person 😏😍💦💦💦

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

don't need COD I was in the Army. By the way, coders and programmers wrote COD. Being a government level IT professional specializing in digital forensics, cryptography, cyber security and ethical hacking I know firsthand just how important coding is, not only for the ID 10 T platoon who likes to play COD but also for real military and government operations. I was an 88M assigned to the 144th Trans Co, 779th En Bn in Marianna FL, enlisted 21Feb2006, you may now kiss my ass. I live alone, and game on PC while running 2 websites, going after another degree, working & taking care of 3 kids. How about you? Your greatest success seems to be saying "Who the ♥♥♥♥ cares about coding? XD" like a little ♥♥♥♥ on the internet. Keep going, please, you're making me laugh. Seriously, are you twelve or something?

listen all of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love the spy kids triology, its my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lifeblood, i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ watch it every single day of my life, it is my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ existence, and if any of you ignorant buffoons insult it, i will come to your house and smash your computer over your head.

Guys I just popped the most satisfying pimple on my ass.
I didn't even realize it was there until I went to scratch my butt, but it was so large and full of pressure that as soon as my finger brushed over it, it started seeping.
I then went to squeeze it, and all I had to do was touch the sides - I didn't have to apply any pressure - and it exploded into the palm of my hand.
I know it sounds gross but it was the most satisfying feeling I've had today, and I've had two orgasms.

I was looking at my turtle yesterday evening, and I wondered if it would like to be pleasured in "that" way. I picked it up and started talking to it. I really like him. I guess I'm into stuff like him. Anyways, I was stroking it's private parts, and he opened his mouth. It looked like he was enjoying it. I want to go on to the next level of our relationship, but I'm scared if I perform oral sex on Bobby, will he die?

ey katenge you think you are kenyas finest? come to my mud hut and i show u how to ooga booga

First, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the cranberry sauce. Then I pulled out the turkey, and with sauce insulating my ♥♥♥♥, I started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the christ out of it. It was so hot but the sauce made it feel warm, like a real ♥♥♥♥♥.
Once I started getting close I ripped off one of it's legs, and started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself up the ass with it while the turkey rode me on top. I could feel the grease of the leg rubbing my prostate. I kept going and going until..
I had the biggest damn nut of my life. I swear I got a good 20 throbs out into this Turkey. I ain't about to let this ♥♥♥♥ go to waste, so I started eating the turkey.
I was shaking from that nut, and while eating I drop the damn thing and my 3 pitpulls come and eat it all up before I can even move, nut and all.
I spent all damn day preparing this ♥♥♥♥. I was pissed, but then I remembered I still had the leg up my ass. I swear on my ♥♥♥♥♥ that was the best post nut turkey leg I ever ate.

To be honest, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate meme culture. Look at you all, you're a bunch of socially maladjusted losers, honestly just kill yourselves. You don't know when to quit because you turned your life into a joke. Satire is parody of life, you don't turn life back into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ satire. I honestly don't really care that Donald Trump won on a political level, I hate that he won by the support of greasy, maladjusted halfwits who left their dens to vote for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme president. I'm out, ♥♥♥♥ all of you, I'm going to go lead an active life, have fun marinating in your own ♥♥♥♥ you laugh happy degenerates.

hi i am 11 yrs old and i am ready to have sex. my pee pee is almost 3 inches now. all of my freinds tell me that i need 2 hav safe sexxx. they tell me i need a condom?
Im rly confoosed tho. im alfready 11 and it still hasnt grown yet? at when will it grow? my wee wee has no hairs on it so the condom should be able to grow! :( someone peez halp

CANCER MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ kill the normies I know you understand 🙌 🌊 CANCER MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of 4chan is a real trip 👌 🌊 CANCER MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a burnt corpse 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

Help me, ever since I saw Zootopia 3 months ago I've been literally in love with Nick. I've already have had a furry waifu for longer but I want him to be my knotty husbando, some nights I fall asleep hugging my pillow and imagining it's him. I don't care if he's a top or bottom, I just wish we could do something together. My heart actually jumped when I saw his face in that image ;_;

♥ ♥ Exterminate the Jews ♥ ♥
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♥ ♥ Exterminate the Jews ♥ ♥
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♥ ♥ Exterminate the Jews ♥ ♥

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Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

Just me and my 💕mommy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry💦 so I started to pout 😞 She asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍💦 and I asked what and she said she'd give me her 💦milkies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘mommy💘 😊happy😊 that her breasts are sore... 💕💦😫More mommy! More!! 😫💦💕 1 milkies💦, 2 milkies💦💦, 3 milkies💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘mommy's💘 👶little baby 👶 and she's my candy store! 💟 She is so squishy💗!She makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘She fills me up like a mommy should!~ 💘💘💘 👶💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👶

Get Ready for the DICKcember 🍌💦 Holidays, You NutBuster! 👅👃🏻 Hope You're Ready for Santa's 🎅 Thrusts 😫 as He Gives You Your Presents ♥♥♥ and 🌰 Nuts 🌰 on You HO-HO-HOES! 👌😫💦 When JeSEX 😇 comes and Thrusts 😫 Your Door 🚪 , Be Ready for a Blessing 😊 as You Get Re-Baptised with CUMMIES! 💦😍💦 Share this with 69 other Hoeliday Sluts for a Special 😀 Treat 🍌 🍩 This DICKmas! 😍👅🍌

Hey bro I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over a hot girls profile. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

That anisec Virus guy was cheating btw, apparently hes played ecl (?) Esea main cevo invite and a bunch of other ♥♥♥♥, I just wanted to tell you :)

i want you to be my dad

hi added you for trade

+rep fast and friendly trader

Ni Hao ♥♥♥♥♥

+rep nice