Get ready for a faceful of my ass :)

Hello my name is Darren, I am 14 years old and I have assburgers syndrome.

I live in Ohio with my Mum and my (♥♥♥♥ you kevin you ♥♥♥♥ stain) Step-Dad.

In my spare time I like to draw Sonic OCs and put them on my DeviantArt page, I also watch a lot of animu with the subtitles on to learn japan words; so far the best have been attak titman and Corey in The House.

I have a large collection of Wii Amiibos which I like to play with my best friend Hatsune Miku who is also my waifu.

Skylanders is the best game of all time and I love it so much, I like to write Spyro fanfiction about it when I am not spanking it to Skylanders r34 on my Mum's laptop.

My all time fav movie is Meet The Fockers and Ben Stiller is a living god who gives us his amazing acting talent for us to enjoy.

I love to watch old Sonic X re-runs on JetX, Nipples The Enchilada is my fav Sonic charater and I run a Facebook page where I RP as him.

Thank for reading, as woody would say (Toy Story 2 is my second all time fav movie) "there is a snake in my pants".

To Kevin: Lick a piss popsicle, you're not my real dad

Thanks, hmu on snapchat @thedarrensupersonicOCblaster55