Kein ding

Diese Person ist zu 100% ein Hurensohn

Youre never getting your beans back

Why has my cat thrown up in my boot?

Hey hey hey quit cussin,
all that cussin and ♥♥♥♥

A man with a heart the size of Gary Coleman

I got chased by this guy on gmod while he was dressed as a hooker

cheems borgor

Burger king is king

Greeting's from Russia, do you require support on your battle against the capitalist dog's from America?

this looks pretty wholesome to me

Ding ding ding, round 2

Top 10 Anime Finishing Moves.

You spelt ashtray wrong

My dads a Jewish banker and he will ♥♥♥♥ you up

Don't be mean to Jewneth.

Cheers buddy. :D ^^

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to know de wey. The clicking is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Ugandan culture most of de wey will go over a typical brudda's head. There's also also Knuckles' nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his knowledge of de wey - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Ugandan mythology, for instance. True bruddas understand this stuff; they have de knowledge of de wey to truly appreciate the powa of de blood, to realise it's not just de wey, it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who do not know de wey truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the truth in Knuckles' existential catchphrase "ACTION IS COMING", which itself is a cryptic reference to Nabwana IGG's Ugandan epic "who killed captain Alex?" .

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Yes I do mah boi

U watch Rick & Morty too?!

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on

ey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

uh-OOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm large and in charge, chunky yet funky. Latrice Royale

your tone seems very pointed right now

The man, the myth, the legend

Pauh Pauh Lehgbah

<3

Sure thing

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Ayyy should of accepted me squidward

-rep Restraining order filed.

Hold your horses, steady now.

I HATE THIOS BASTARD HE CAN KILL HIMSELF HE RAPED ME NOW MY ASS HURTS IS BLEEDING AND Stings

Madafackuh, suck on these lirrel nutz

Haha very good, I will eat you later my friend.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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JUST DO IT! (nice friend btw)

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