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Поверь мне, если чайка летает жопои вперед тогда на улице очень сильный ветер
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Автомобиль без баса,
Это как борщ без мяса.
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Тихо спиздил и ушёл,
Называется нашёл.
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Shower thought:
Technically speaking .... every market in Africa is a black market.
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Interesting fact:
Did you know that your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can spread up to 8 inches therefor a raccoon can fit inside your ass?
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Roses are red,
Being a slav must be lonely.
Romania develops coronavirus vaccine able to,
Cure white people only.
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Roses are red
Memes are neat
I want to die
Lmao yeet
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Girls are like rocks,
the flat ones are ment to be skipped.
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My aim is as useful as a handbrake on a kanoo.
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You better watch out, you better not cry!
Cuz if you do i'll stab your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eye...
Russian santa claus does not ♥♥♥♥ around!
He's making a list, he's chacking it twice
You better leave out some vodka with ice!
Russian santa claus does not ♥♥♥♥ around!
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When your girlfriends starts smoking, then slow down and use lube.
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Why are pills white? Because they work.
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(with when you are happy and you know it rhyme)
When your parents got divorced, when you were young.
Go and see the counselor, where you're from.
You'll olny see your father on the weekends and in summer.
But everyone's here to have some fun.
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Row row row your boat,
Sneaking up the steam.
Lock n' load the tactics mode,
United States marine.
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Roses are red,
I like eating grass.
Neighbor catches teen watching ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,
♥♥♥♥♥ her, and ♥♥♥♥ in her ass.
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All I know is pain,
if this's the life,
then what's the point?
Show me what happiness is.