I think I'm the only one who read that long article you wrote about yourself

You probably made max bust and jiggle physics, which is probably why you bought the game

If I gotta look at her in 3rd person all the time damn right imma make her look like generic attractive female

Also just a tip I have bought BDO when it first came out and when it wasn't on Steam. Let's just say, it's garbage. And knowing you, you probably picked a female character and made her look like a generic anime character, you damned weeb.

No

honor*

go go gadget dildo!

hold them cheeks open
hold them cheeks open and let me sniff that booty hole and that booty crack if ya like ya booty ate
spread them ass cheeks apart and let me lick that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
if ya like ya booty ate let me know
round bubble asses is what i'm looking for

When I was 17 I had a argument with my father and told him to ♥♥♥♥ off, later that evening he hung himself. Our argument was the last time he spoke to anyone in our family and for that I feel a terrible amount of guilt for. Instead of him saying good bye and I love you to my mom and brothers he got told to ♥♥♥♥ off before he went and killed himself. My punishment is to live the rest of my days in shame and guilt. He never left a note either.

Jesus when did London turn into a bunch of Northerners

Its a fackin hot day in London. Im sittin at me computa, me legs are stickin to me computa chair, and me underpants are sticking to me fookin nutsack. Their dripping with fackin salty sweat, and im thinking about throwin em against the fackin wall. I got a fan on me bollocks right now so me sperms not fookin died. I mean, gotta be protective of your nutsack in the fooking heat.

Why havent i thought if suck my ass bitchboy as an insult yet. Im disappointed in myself.

my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said suck my ass bitchboy when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my ♥♥♥♥ and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy ass son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ couch and took his ass away for diddling my penis

moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2022 nobody takes my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamecube away

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Around the time I was twelve, my sister had really hot friends staying over. I would dress in ninja gear and wriggle 'saving private ryan beach commando style' into her bedroom and listen to their conversations. Some were educational, most were inane. A few months ago, I was standing in a cd store and a girl came up to me and said "Are you David?" to which I replied "It depends" (and immediately regretted as I knew that if she asked me 'depends on what', I had nothing). The fear must have shown because she asked "Depends on what?" and I replied like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ "On whether it is on or off the record, I have been misquoted by you people before." and she looked at me as if I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ before telling me that she had been a friend of my sisters and remembered me and then actually asked "Are you still annoying?" so I asked her if she still "squeezed her nipples while thinking about kissing Michael Wilson". After a pretty long pause I asked her out but she said no.

I thought fidget spinning was a dumb trend, but then I got mine. I felt the spin, I felt it on my finger, I felt the rush of a good spin. It changed me. I got my spinner ironically, but I was wrong.
Its amazing, I'm smarter, more productive, more focused at work, a simple task is now much better.
Outsiders dont get it, they dont get us. I'm not saying were better but were more open minded and probably smarter.
I love this community, and I love this way of life.

First they take the dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of shleem. The shleem is then repurposed for later batches.They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo. Where the fleeb is then rubbed against it. Its important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then a shlammie shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamfs run against the trumbles and the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.

I only know 2 grills

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful...
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful...
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A female, on le Steam? Hang on fellas I got this!

Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heelies

H-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"

c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3

Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only care about looks!

Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wow weeb

@NekoSanae.Kira. can you elaberate on that so the world can understand you as well

your name npc is right? twich is funny

LEL YO IS AN FAT NERD. #96TH WORLD PROBLEMS!

I got invaded once by 3 phantoms and i didnt even use the finger, getting raped like this happens way too much XD

"Ooh. I'm losing. Let's just heal back up so I might win." bollocks. A fair and square fight goes without healing.

Healing is a crutch. Doesn't matter if it's items or spells. Just like the charms. Crutches.

If they were looked down upon by the majority in a ''Proper Duel'' they would be banned just like the Estus is. Why do you think healing spells are allowed, no one cares if people use them because if someone successfully casts a healing miracle in a duel they deserve it. Also I see plenty of people using items like the duel charm in 1v1 and I also see plenty use hunter charms in brawls and 2v2's etc. They are an item thats allowed and if you decide not to use them thats on you no one is going to stop you if you do.

In a proper duel it's cheeky. And I barely use them because I'm not a cheeky prick like you who needs a crutch. Git Gud.

I'm using an item in the game to my advantage sure it didn't help in the end but if you don't use them thats your problem.

Still didn't pay off.

You can buff but your opponent can't? Bit cheeky aren't we. Too bad it didn't pay off.

Don't bring up duel rules on me dude. Drinking two/three estus flasks in a row as an invader is just sad, you're not even fighting for your life or your souls, being a random invader. You can play honorable duels even in random invasions if both parts don't drink immediately. So please don't act so clever, it makes you look unskilled.

You invade people and yet you swallow Estus just like a ♥♥♥♥♥ swallows ♥♥♥. Good job, man, good job.

Schwarnald Warzenegger Your mum has nice mammeries.

GUD GUY. BEST DOGGO SOULS PLAYER I HAVE EVER MET. NO JOKE SWEAR ON MY MUMMIES LIFE

B0SS. I HAVE A CANCER

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