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+40 trillion rep this guy knows ball
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Nepeta is a furry confimed

I’m 36M. Never married. Haven’t dated seriously in about 5 years. And people will not stop treating me like I’m broken. So I made someone up. She’s a real person, just not my girlfriend. I stole pictures from an old coworker’s Instagram (nothing creepy, just basic selfies) and told my coworkers and family that we met online. She’s “shy,” so she never comes to events. We’re “taking it slow.” She “works late.” It’s amazing how differently people treat me now. At work, people respect me more. My mom stopped pushing me toward weird Facebook singles events. My friends stopped asking “so, anyone new lately?” with that condescending smile. Even strangers seem to engage with me more when I casually mention “my girlfriend.” It feels pathetic. I know. But it’s so much easier than being the guy people pity at weddings and family parties. So yeah. I’m in a fake relationship. And I’m kind of terrified of what happens if someone ever finds out.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really
wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't
know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one
in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play tf2 sometime its a really cool
fps game with a lot of funny moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;)
sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile
picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry I'm really shy I don't go out much haha add
me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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