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The Lord Bohr appeared to Schrödinger near the great trees of Mamre while he was sitting at the entrance to his tent in the heat of the day. Schrödinger looked up and saw Sheldrake, Quark and Heisenberg standing nearby. When Schrödinger saw them, he hurried from the entrance of his tent to meet them and descended low enough to the ground to prepare for insertion. Their johnsons lay before Schrödinger, throbbing rapidly. Their peckers gave a huge jump the second they met physical contact with Schrödinger. Their willies were beasts and Schrödinger was taming them. The soupy semen splurged out of each dingus and immediately hit Schrödinger's wonderful lips, spraying outwards against his usually-pale cheeks, now flushed red with excitement. It flowed downwards, a fluid slippery but thick, coating Schrödinger's chest in a glossy, milky finish.