met this monster in monster hunter monster of the wild monster. true evil, do not trust them

this man posted a lewd review for ''phasmophobia''. upon further investigation, this game involves summoning the devil into THIS GOOD CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD, quite like the behaviour in the review. do not trust this DEVIL WORSHIPPER

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Congrats

After a good game in phasmophobia, i added cahloom because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great phasmo and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a phasmophobia lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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