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How to make cheesecake while in prison
Prison Cheesecake

1. Prepare a crust of crushed graham crackers mixed with four pats of margarine stolen from the dining hall. Bake it in a Tupperware bowl for about a minute in the microwave, and allow it to cool and harden.

2. Take one full round of Laughing Cow cheese, smash with a fork, and mix with a cup of vanilla pudding until smooth. Gradually mix in one whole container of Cremora, even though it seems gross. Beat viciously until smooth. Add lemon juice from the squeeze bottle until the mixture starts to stiffen. Note: this will use most of the plastic lemon.

3. Pour into the bowl atop the crust, and put on ice in your bunkie's cleaning bucket to chill until ready to eat.
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boston 3 月 27 日 上午 5:11 
Prison Cheesecake

1. Prepare a crust of crushed graham crackers mixed with four pats of margarine stolen from the dining hall. Bake it in a Tupperware bowl for about a minute in the microwave, and allow it to cool and harden.

2. Take one full round of Laughing Cow cheese, smash with a fork, and mix with a cup of vanilla pudding until smooth. Gradually mix in one whole container of Cremora, even though it seems gross. Beat viciously until smooth. Add lemon juice from the squeeze bottle until the mixture starts to stiffen. Note: this will use most of the plastic lemon.

3. Pour into the bowl atop the crust, and put on ice in your bunkie's cleaning bucket to chill until ready to eat.
SigmaBoyLover9000 2025 年 10 月 18 日 下午 8:57 
I met im in csgo and then he asked for esex? Idk what that is but then he proceeded to jerk off in the call even tho I told him to stop
Alexi 2022 年 12 月 15 日 下午 8:27 
-rep u can hear the bastard breathe in the mic, as he struggles to get air into his lungs. Probably due to extreme overweight
dziku 2022 年 5 月 29 日 下午 9:00 
he uses me for win%, please help
dziku 2022 年 4 月 26 日 上午 12:21 
dont play with this guy, the ammount of games i needed to carry because hes trolling is unreal.
big ♥♥♥♥ +rep
yevv 2022 年 1 月 7 日 上午 1:05 
+rep, big with 3 pts 🤯