Wunderbar, Großartig even, Unfassbar if you will

Guten Kameraden schenkt man nen Panzer!!
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Splendid :)

So you know I'm having some of those pesty computer problems? I could use a little halp. The lack of Internet and gaming is starting to get to me. So if you could pop round whenever you get a chance that would be awesome. You might want to bring some things round if you do though, I barely have a useful screwdriver.

NAAAAAGH THE DENTISTS?! My legs burn from walking for two hours in the freezing rain! Would have been nice to know maybe the day before... :(

Right you little bugger! I had a quick check for you at work didn't see you and was hoping to catch you at home and when I go over you've buggered of to work! Ugh I don't blame you but I blame my damned luck. I'm only using this comment bloody thing because for some reason the computer I'm on won't let me send a message so I'll keep it short... Or maybe it's a little late for that. What ever, I'm having a few computer problems and I think I've got my finger on the cause. Problem is I need your help. SO! Please make sure you're in on Firday so I can come over and diddle your brain for a wee bit.

Probably going to need a copy of windows, it would be nice if you have a spare copy of 7 laying around. And I'm going to kill John! Who the hell uses an electronic screwdriver to secure a HDD to the point that you would need to dismantle the whole damn case to get it out?