it's 2026 and he's still gay . . . i don't think it's a bit anymore

it's 2025 and he's still gay . . . i don't think it's a bit anymore

-rep His grillcock is bigger than mine

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I saw Star at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

I recently received a promotion at work. My boss introduced to me to Star and said I would be working with him. At first, I thought things were going well until I accidentally made a mistake on our company Trello board. He proceeded to call me slurs & make fun of my sexuality! I reported him to Human Resources, but the next day he came in with the paperwork of . . . my report? He handed it to me and said, "Here, you have a report to file." What?! I can't file my report; it won't go anywhere! I decided to tell the boss what happened, but I couldn't find the boss. Supposedly, Star & I are "shadow owners"? Chat, is this real? What do I do? Help!