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cant win without crouching and kicking... xDDDDD

wat für e-hoe?

I met this guy through a mutual friend, let's call him Austin. Now, Austin was quite the deviant himself but this guy is on an entirely different level. I played a couple rounds of Overwatch with the guy, nothing too special but we had a good time. Weeks go by and we start talking, we realize we both have a shared interest in cooking. He invites me over to his house along with a couple friends. I'm the only one that shows, I guess the others cancelled. I'm a bit suspicious but whatever. We relax while chatting. A timer goes off in the kitchen and David goes to take care of it. A few minutes pass and he hasn't come back yet. A few more minutes pass so I get up to get check on him. I open the door to the kitchen and I catch this guy spanking his meat and I mean REALLY going to town on the poor thing. The guy unloads ALL over the ham and I hear him mutter "yep, glaze looks good'. The guy then turns around and we lock eyes. I panic and run out. Long story short, don't trust this guy.