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fast and easy with this guy
Edit: Wow, look at all those downvotes! I suppose I must have struck a nerve :-) It's unfortunate that an intellectual such as myself is subjected to such hostility merely for expressing disdain for America's long-running love-affair with anti-intellectualism. I like the fact that the demographics of Reddit have broadened to include the less educated (in that it provides them an opportunity to better themselves) but there are clearly drawbacks to this as well.
Wa🅱🅱a lu🅱🅱a du🅱 du🅱 i'm pickle Rick 😄😂😂😂
Hit that mf like if you understood👌💯😜
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.
Carry a spatula around and when you see one, flip it onto its back. They're surprisingly docile once they're in that position. Then, all you need to do is gently press on its abdomen to retract its penis. It will be small; approximately the size of a thin pencil eraser. Use the tip of your tongue to manipulate it to full erection, then suck with your lips until it ejaculates; usually 30-45 minutes later.
The main trick is not to swallow the spider semen. Trust me, I know it will be tempting. But no, pick up the spider and let him outside, then drool its ejaculate material near the entrances to your house. Spiders are highly promiscuous, and its semen mixed with your saliva will signal him to move on to another house.
It is indeed my pleasure to write you this letter which I believe will be surprise to you. I actually found your ad about your iPhone X and I am very interested in buying it. I am located in South Africa and I work at the Ministry of Minerals and Energy in South Africa and have mandate of two of my senior colleagues to search discreetly and diligently for a foreign partner that could assist us concerning the trade matter which will be of mutual benefit to all.
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also 1 isn't really a list but y'know
me, an intellectual: i am sick and tired of this constant kinkshaming
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Essential for bath time.
Equally good for swimming pools.
Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the bath.
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