Splice
They call me "No Aim" Johnny
Just waiting out mah days till' the sweet sensation of death takes my hand.



Ways I've wasted my life away
Games | Achievements | Anime


OH! and my biggest waste of time is CS:GO CS2



...♥♥♥♥ CS:GO :steamsalty::steamsad:


Quotes that help me sleep at night
Tap, tap, tap
Glass breaks
Cut finger
Ignore it
It get's infected
Go to hospital
It's terminal
Sit in hospital bed with family
Look out window
You'll die alone, a virgin, and so young
And what irony that was in the strive,
For not only something that isn't real,
But something completely out of your grasp
- Xenfare , 2015

"CS:GO is his life but he sucks at life, truly a sad life."
- Gurdia , 2016

"You sound like you're about to shoot up a school."
- memes , 2016

Intriguing
I n t r i g u e
To be pulled into something
Pulled into her
You see...
It's all connect
Love and sex
It's all the desire to be close to someone
Physically and emotionally
That's why we try to get inside of each other
To be as close as possible
To touch the soul
Kissing
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Everything
.....Anyways that's my justification for giant titties
- Xenfare , 2016

[Playing Survival Game]
"Ironic because with how your life sucks, why would you wanna survive? :$ "
- Pawa , 2016

"#1 thing I hate bout CS:GO is kids making "Things I Hate" videos about CS:GO,
#2 thing Zeus nerfs."
- Gurdia , 2016

[Waiting for someone to join lobby]
"How long this bish take to verify cache?" - Me
"As long as it took for you to get out of silver."
- memes , 2016

[Playing CIV V]
"Is Medieval before Renaissance?" -Me
"NO! Renaissance is right after!"
- Gurdia , 2017

*High-fives self*
- Gurdia , 2018

"I'll touch you"
- Thommii Chan , 2019

"Top 3 most toxic players ever met."
- Dad , 2019

"What the ♥♥♥♥ is an inbox?"
- Gurdia , 2020

"If you ever get cold sitting there playing games,
A fursuit can really change that"
- Wrayth , 2021

"If you have a gay uncle, how the ♥♥♥♥ are you here today?"
- Oristrepr , 2021

"What's the launch option for novid?"
- Gurdia , 2022

"I want more onions."
- Gurdia , 2023

"If I was a milf, I'd let him take me"
- Gurdia , 2024
Just waiting out mah days till' the sweet sensation of death takes my hand.



Ways I've wasted my life away
Games | Achievements | Anime


OH! and my biggest waste of time is CS:GO CS2



...♥♥♥♥ CS:GO :steamsalty::steamsad:


Quotes that help me sleep at night
Tap, tap, tap
Glass breaks
Cut finger
Ignore it
It get's infected
Go to hospital
It's terminal
Sit in hospital bed with family
Look out window
You'll die alone, a virgin, and so young
And what irony that was in the strive,
For not only something that isn't real,
But something completely out of your grasp
- Xenfare , 2015

"CS:GO is his life but he sucks at life, truly a sad life."
- Gurdia , 2016

"You sound like you're about to shoot up a school."
- memes , 2016

Intriguing
I n t r i g u e
To be pulled into something
Pulled into her
You see...
It's all connect
Love and sex
It's all the desire to be close to someone
Physically and emotionally
That's why we try to get inside of each other
To be as close as possible
To touch the soul
Kissing
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Everything
.....Anyways that's my justification for giant titties
- Xenfare , 2016

[Playing Survival Game]
"Ironic because with how your life sucks, why would you wanna survive? :$ "
- Pawa , 2016

"#1 thing I hate bout CS:GO is kids making "Things I Hate" videos about CS:GO,
#2 thing Zeus nerfs."
- Gurdia , 2016

[Waiting for someone to join lobby]
"How long this bish take to verify cache?" - Me
"As long as it took for you to get out of silver."
- memes , 2016

[Playing CIV V]
"Is Medieval before Renaissance?" -Me
"NO! Renaissance is right after!"
- Gurdia , 2017

*High-fives self*
- Gurdia , 2018

"I'll touch you"
- Thommii Chan , 2019

"Top 3 most toxic players ever met."
- Dad , 2019

"What the ♥♥♥♥ is an inbox?"
- Gurdia , 2020

"If you ever get cold sitting there playing games,
A fursuit can really change that"
- Wrayth , 2021

"If you have a gay uncle, how the ♥♥♥♥ are you here today?"
- Oristrepr , 2021

"What's the launch option for novid?"
- Gurdia , 2022

"I want more onions."
- Gurdia , 2023

"If I was a milf, I'd let him take me"
- Gurdia , 2024
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成就进度   29 / 50
Gurdia 2025 年 12 月 27 日 下午 10:59 
He told me his fetish is d1cks in bags....
Toxic 2025 年 10 月 19 日 下午 12:23 
Splice likes choking on a bag of D1cks
Gurdia 2025 年 9 月 1 日 下午 9:36 
-rep paid him to carry, made me derank instead.
76561198005398153 2025 年 6 月 10 日 上午 8:06 
+rep unmatchable skills
Voodoogore 2025 年 5 月 28 日 上午 11:50 
well played, bro
76561199404332751 2025 年 4 月 13 日 上午 6:37 
let's work together to win