Titus N. Owl: And the Lord said, LET THERE BE LIGHT, and lo! the Pyro did come forth, and with his flamethrower did lay waste to all he saw, and the fires did cast their glow up to the sky; and the Lord looked upon the fire, and saw that it was good, but that it might be a good idea to use concrete or cinderblocks instead of wood for the buildings next time, because the Pyro was a bit overenthusiastic.

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