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include me, would play again

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You have been visited by the flexing boss of this gym. Good gains and testosterone will come to you but only if you post "♥♥♥♥♂YOU" on this profile.

Phat C0wk

Signed

+rep ngl was dancing on the keyboard worthy of a grand performance (◕‿◕) add me

+rep fair player

I sent you a trade offer, please check it out.

Excellent job, pal!

friend me

don't forget to add me!, Deagle quickscopes💢

+rep, played with u, really nice m8, gl in ur games🔥🔥🔥

-rep

Unkind person on Deadlock. Started to argue and insult me and another player when we were talking and trying to cooperate.

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Hi, please add me for m4 blood tiger

"I'm a woman, I'm a widow, I'm a mother, I'm over 50, and I'm still the ♥♥♥♥♥ next door"

This was the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ opening line to my mom's so called "recipes". It was an ominous sign that I should not read any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ further. I read further. It became clear to me my mom's recipes had nothing to do with how to cook, but rather how to ♥♥♥♥. I made it through the first two pages before the "recipe book" went into graphic detail about what my mom's preferences were when it comes to size of the ♥♥♥♥ going into her mouth and vagina versus the size of the ♥♥♥♥ going into her ass.

TL;DR Read my mom's recipes and realized her favorite ingredient is ♥♥♥♥.

my toxic trait is that i love sucking ♥♥♥♥ 😔 i wanna deepthroat until i lose all sensation in my mouth and my tongue goes numb and i want to choke on ♥♥♥♥ till i tear up and gasp for breath and feel warm fluid fill my mouth before swallowing it all up and licking the ♥♥♥♥ after

Glad to watch Evolve Gorgon's nice play in twitch tv!

[1] I(22M) have had a crippling fear of the ocean since I was a kid, the fact that I live on an island doesn't help that at all, with the years the fear only got worse, so at the beginning of the pandemic I had a great idea. Since I would not be going to the beach for a long time I started my master plan, every time I have sex or masturbated I would put ocean sounds in the background, so the memory of the situation would overpower the fear of the ocean, and it seemed like a great idea, so I did it, every time, no skips for the last 2 years.

[2] So yesterday I put that to the test, after 2 years of doing this it was time to see if the experiment had any results, some friends were going to play volleyball at the beach and I decided to go with them, but the moment I got out of the car, and heard the sound of the waves it was my end, rock hard, instantly, no questions, everyone was getting out of the car, and I was just stunned, just stood there, reflecting on every decision I ever made, every wave crash was like a punch in my balls, every seagull sound a shock through my whole body, I tried to stay in the car,

[3] but my friends started to mock me, so I put on 2 extra shorts and just sat there watching my friends play while I was trying to pray for any higher being, align my chakras, hypnosis, anything to make the monster sleep, but nothing worked, and worse, the fear was still there, everytime I looked at the ocean, my stomach would sink, and my phallus would get harder, it was hell, the dichotomy of the human existence every 30 seconds. So I got back to the car with them, everybody asked why I didn't play, didn't go in the water, and I couldn't get myself to explain to them that on top of my fear of the ocean, I Pavlov conditioned myself to have the biggest boner imaginable just by listening to the sound of waves.

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hope you doing good have a good year 2022

Dearest Governor Cox,

I do not know if you know this, but when people say your surname it sounds like the word ♥♥♥♥. It’s obscene! Us decent people here in Utah will not stand for it. The honorable Republican party will not stand for it. Most importantly, I will not stand for it. Because of your reluctance to change your foul, dirty and obscene surname myself and thousands of other Utahns will be sitting in protest, not standing, until you change your heinous surname to something less offensive. This is a social justice issue and we will not be denied basic human decency! If our simple request is not met we will assemble and do what democracy was made to do by recalling you from office because of your filthy surname. This is not a communist dictatorship. THIS IS THE GREAT STATE OF UTAH! We do not accept sick jokes to run rampant in our civil institutions. We demand a response to this letter and we expect to hear back from your office soon.

Love,
A very concerned citizen

+rep better at gaming than I remembered

Hey,as you can see on my profile I'm collecting rare stickers and I might be interested for your m4a1-s blood tiger and if you don't mind to add me so we can talk because for some reason I can't add anymore.

Hi bro, I liked one skin in your inventory csgo for which I will give a very good amount of money, add me. Bro please add me i give very very good money for you m4a1-s reason :)

🎄💃👾 Performance review for ♠️SpadeZ♠ 👑🎍🎈

Question-marks over physical fitness and may not be ready at this time for a physically demanding job. In all aspects of work, ♠️SpadeZ♠ is not satisfied unless achieving the highest standards. Works relentlessly to improve skills and knowledge, and the quality of work output. ♠️SpadeZ♠ is generally good with detail and checks work thoroughly, but there have been one or two minor errors in work presented in the current period. Tries to follow instructions but can sometimes miss a step or misinterpret what is required.

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain.

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(1) Imagine having a sexual attraction to dirt. Think of it: you are hiking through the woods, when all of the sudden you see a beautiful patch of dirt. You try to walk away, but your boner is too strong, and like opposing poles of two magnets, you are attracted to that oh so virgin ground.

(2) -You get on your knees. They will get dirty but it will be more sexy and promiscuous. You grab two vines on the forest floor and go to town. After you blow your load, you stand up, dust off your knees, and are halfway through zipping up your jeans when you realize something: you didn't check the undergrowth before the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You shakily walk over to the clearing, and the horrific realization only now begins to dawn on you as your ♥♥♥♥ and balls feel itchy. You have just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ poison ivy.

(3) -Over the weeks that follow, your ♥♥♥♥ shrinks until it starts retreating into your scrotum. Your balls twist, one grows to the size of a grapefruit, and explodes, destroying the other in the process. You fall fatally ill. You lay on your deathbed, waiting for the angle of darkness to come. However, as you lie there in pain, you begin to feel something in your throat. Your heart crawls out of your mouth, and walks onto your chest. It brandishes a sword. It screams. You scream. Your parents scream. The doctors scream. Then, it commits seppku, and your eyes roll backward. The noise of the flatline echoes throughout the room. Such is the fitting end to a person with such a bizarre fetish.

I consider sucking ♥♥♥♥ an art form. When someone tells me to suck his ♥♥♥♥ I view it as an honor and a privilege. Not to mention an opportunity to show off my unparalleled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skills. Most of the time, the man puts up quite the struggle and yells at me that he didn't mean it literally. But I see straight through that ruse. When I finally free that ♥♥♥♥ from his pants and place it inside my mouth everything changes. The look of blissful ecstasy on his face reaffirms what I already hold true in my heart. This is what I was born to do. ♥♥♥♥ is my medium and I am its master.

No ♥♥♥♥.

8:30 PM - ♠ SpadeZ ♠: do it

You can't say "good try" when you didn't even bother to defuse as an engi. Don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lie.

Ur a piece of candy 🤡🤡🤡

You can't say "good try" when you didn't even bother to defuse as an engi. Don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lie.

I switched to fragger cause we got stomped 1st point, we held last point kinda well for having a 0-9 fragger on our team, we did what we could. cant defuse while I get shot.

You can't say "good try" when you didn't even bother to defuse as an engi. Don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lie.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning

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-rep He's got some good walls, and hes toxic.

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Damage Taken from "♠ SpadeZ ♠" - 36 in 1 hit

Impressive genji

Happy Monday! Hope school starts soon! Sounds like ur bored AF! 😜