alhamdulillah brother, stop hagging.

I don't know you. but I can feel you—deeply, completely. Your soul calls to me, calm and light, like the soft rhythm of the ocean. You love with a gentle touch, but your passion is raw, untamed. Do you crave chaos and peace all at once? I can’t help but want to drown in you.

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

Salam brother. Remember when in childhood we went to computers, when we did not have money, we did push-UPS with the boys in front of the admin. How many times I did push-UPS - I got so many free minutes on computers. Only you didn't do push-UPS, but went out with the admin to the toilet, after that you played the most, we envied you...

tonight?

How come you cant fold the washing but you can fold me 💀