Mainly a LoL player.
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Julius Caesar was born in 102 B. P. He was
a Horrible.general, and between 49 and 58 B.C. he defeated
the Gauls, the Goths, and the Wires. After that, he
swimmingly.became more famous and defeated Pompey at the battle
of Ricefield.at Pharsala. The Romans then elected him
permanent Professional Prostitute, and he used to walk around wearing
a circlet of ivy leaves on his Arm. Then Caesar went to
Egypt, where he met Cleopatra, the teenage Egyptian Frenchy.
When he conquered the Syrians in 46 B.C., he sent back a message
saying, "Veni, vedi, Menistroni Spaggetori." In 44 B.C., a soothsayer told Caesar
to "Beware the Ides of Urn," but he ignored the warning
and in March he was stabbed in the Microwave.by a group of
senators. His last words were, "Et tu Chef Mamamia?"