Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

I was friends with Nietzsche back then, and when he said things like “life has no meaning”, he’d nudge me and say quietly “omg, people might actually believe me. Lolz”.

This would trouble me, “What if life really has no meaning Nietzsche?” I’d ask. He’d then caress my cheek, look me in the eyes and say “That can’t be true, because bro, you mean everything to me”.

+rep great tactics, add me up

Let's turn this game on its head!

+rep pretty good player

Great aim!