I don't wanna be umpleasant but stop being afk of half match, give info and if we are rushing long, don't go short.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

You and cs
Things you gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love


Things Counter-Strike gave you:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3. Hatred of Russians, Spanish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9\10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. Trolling motherf****ing teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. “EZ PZ” spam
11. Multillingual cursing – I guess this is a good thing?
12. Lag
13. Cheaters
14. – 64 tick servers
15. flaming
Essentially – CS is a greedy woman, and the only woman you will ever have

придурок

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥

DAS IST DER NOOBPANZER!!
ER SUCHT CS:GO NOOB PROFILE UND KENNZEICHNET DIESE!
DERJENIGE DER DIR DEN NOOBPANZER AUF DEIN PROFIL TUT IST AUFJEDENFALL EIN BESSERER GAMER ALS DU!
DU MUSST JETZT ANDERE NOOBS SUCHEN AUSSER MICH!
DER PANZER IST DAFÜR DA DAS DU AUCH MAL ETWAS TRIFFST!

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