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New York, United States
⣿⣿⣿⡟⠃⠼⢽⣿⣿⠿⠻⠛⠻⢿⣿⠀⣾
⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠁⠀⠀⢠⡀⠀⢬⠃⣿
⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠻⡄⠀⣇⠀⠃⠀⠘⡇⠀⠄⢿
⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⢈⢸⡿⣦⣀⢀⣀⣴⣿⡆⢸
⣿⣿⡇⠙⠳⠞⠁⠸⠷⠦⠈⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠆⠀⠀⠤⠿⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⣠⡼⠃⠀⠀⠀⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⢀⠠⠀⠀⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⢤⠘⠤⠁⢰⡆⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢠⠋⠤⡉⠐⡀⠀⢿⠸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠄⠀⠀⡘⢀⠆⠡⠀⠀⣈⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡐⠈⠤⢁⠂⠀⡟⢰
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠁⠂⠄⠀⣸⠁⣸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⢰⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⢁⠆⠀⠀⠀⢀⣐⠀⠀⠀⢀⣸
⣿⣿⡟⡁⠁⣼⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⡀⢀⣷⣿
⣿⠏⡔⠀⣼⣿⡇⣀⠀⣿⣿⡆⣡⠘⣿⣿
⚠️ MONKEY VOICE ACTIVATED AT ALL TIMES 🐒🔊⚠️
helo it me slykooper
i sneak
i steal
i GOOFY
i dont talk normal
i talk like:
“OOGA BOOGA HELLO TEAMMATE” 🐒
people say “why monkey voice”
i say “WHY NOT MONKEY VOICE”
favorite activiteez:
sneekin around like racoon ninja 🦝
pressing push-to-talk just to go “OO OO AA AA”
confusing entire lobby
GO GO BYE BYE 🏃💨 (very fast escape)
skills:
✔ stealth (sometimes)
✔ yelling in monkey language
✔ vanishing mid sentence (go go bye bye)
✔ being SILLY GOOSE ELITE RANK 🥇
weakness:
banana distractions 🍌
accidentally exposing stealth cuz i go “OO OO” too loud
forgor what mission was 💀
PC SPECS:
10% stealth
40% racoon
50% MONKEY AUDIO SYSTEM
🎮 current status:
[ONLINE]
[GO GO BYE BYE READY]
add me if u dare…
but beware…
i WILL appear…
i WILL monkey scream…
and then…
GO GO BYE BYE 🏃💨🐒
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!
Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllah