-rep Kleiner unproportionaler Gremling, ich hoffe dir platzt dein Arschloch beim scheißen.
Ich hoffe, das du nach deinem Tot vergessen wirst und sämtliche Obdachlose dein Grab als Pissoir benutzen.

If u ever have this waste of oxygen in ur lobby dodge it. Worst surv I´ve ever seen.

spis en appelsin

get better internet ma nigag

- rep

-rep very bad daddy, spank too hard

Very sexy and attractive ghostface player :♥♥♥:

wasnt even my hatch, just proves you are a bitter sweaty player and stop overusing the skull emoji u cringo

ah right and giving the last one after 3 dcs hatch was also too time consuming, pardon

-rep

-rep keeps sweating after 2 people dc at the start of the game, garbage person

+rep gg

I heard you're 6'7

-rep i will fat divorce your mother

The Temperature
Is Down...
But The Surf
Is Up!

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Hit me up for my littel pony hardcore porn

Min Lille Ponni, Min Lille Ponni
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh ...

[Twilight Sparkle]
(Min lille ponni)
Jeg pleide å lure på hva vennskap kan være
(Min lille ponni)
Inntil du alle delte sin magi med meg
[Rainbow Dash]
Big eventyr
[Pinkie Pie]
Tonnevis av moro
[Sjeldenhet]
Et vakkert hjerte
[Applejack ]
Trofast og sterk
[Fluttershy]
Dele godhet!
[Twilight Sparkle]
Det er en enkel prestasjon
Og magi gjør det hele komplett
Du har mine små ponnier
Vet du at du er alle mine aller beste venner?
Min lille ponni
Min lille ponni ... venner

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boib

All this tape and we still couldn't stick together.

I can always tell if a band has a British rhythm section due to the gritty production.

If you're 👀👀reading😎 this 👈then youre😰👤🤗 invited☑➡📩 to my ⚀⚁12th⚀⚁ birthday🎉 party!🎊 As you👉👤 all 👥know,💭 no 🙅fake🛇💯🛇 friends 👦👧allowed!!☡☡ I cant🚫 😲f@#%🤐 with you 👉(im not 🔞allowed➡ to 🔇curse😲🔇 because my👩 mom👩 will put ➡➡me in ⏰time⏱ out📵) We👌 r 🎉going😂👌 to turn🔊📣📻 up⤴⤴!! Only bring 🚶your 🎖A-game 🏅, becuz you 👉will be❎ kicked🚷 the H E 🏒🏒double hockey 🏒🏒sticks out➡ if youre 😷not partying🎉 😲hard 👅🍆💯enough!!💯 If your 😣not😣❎ ready to get 😵drunk 😨off diet🍷 pepsi🍷 (mom👩💬 said im🗨 not old💀👴 🔞enough🔞 for regular pepsi 😣😭 ) then i😲 cant 😠have you 💥killing🔪🔫 my 🎉party🎊!!

Sex is like mcdonalds, i'm loving it 😍😈😂 ♥♥♥♥♥ is like subway, eat fresh💧💁🖕😏 fingering is like kfc, finger licking good 👅😂💯 oral sex is like nike, just do it 💧✔😝 sex with a thot is like burger king, have it your way👀💁🏼😴 but some girls are like gas stations, open 24/7 💀💀😂😂

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Omg hai ___^ I’m ♥♥♥♥-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;;

thank mr stanahan
http://imgur.com/a/JFlif

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To Seize a Small boy in your enclosure
In one moment
Would you capture him
Or just let him slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, life's bleak, child is heavy
There's a sniper aimed at him already, mom's upsetti
park service, they're nervous but look calm and ready
To embalm, but they keep on regretting'
What they shot down, the internet grows so loud
they open their mouth, but the memes Wont stop now
provoking', how, everybody's revolting' now
♥♥♥♥♥ are out, Harambe's down, over, blaow!

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Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling

i init bruvv, got my 4 by 4 ravers and bass line skankers init sket. we goin to blow this place out wicked blud. ahhh mate thats well dog has it bluddd oi lets sketchit yo ay and hit the legs this is well waffle munter bruv.

Hey dude 😎, I 💨💨💨💨vape😤😤. Yeah you know vaping💨💨💨💨? I do 🇮🇹it🇮🇹. Yeah vaping😤😅😂, it'ssomething👀 I do👍. I don't👎👎 smoke💨💨🏭, I vape😤😤😤. Vaping😤😤😤😦😍 dude 😎, It's😮amazing😚😘😘. You should totally try 💨💨💨vaping😤💨💨. I go this one1️⃣ 😎dude😎 into 😤vaping😤 and now he 😬😮😮can't stop🚫. I just spent😵 $500 🔛on 🔛 vaping😤😤😤😑😏 ⚙gear ⚙, I'm a🅰️ huge 😤😤vaping💨💨 fan. Yeah I vape💨😉, what😦 you gonna do about 🇮🇹it🇮🇹. Totally awesome👍👍 dude😎, 💦💧💨💨vaping😤 isn't bad 📉 for you either, just vape💨💨💨 dude😎. I'm so🆘 cool👍 dude😎 I vape💨💨💨💨💨.

+rep has stage 1

thanks

Here goes nothing...
I stood on the bathroom counter, naked, with my back to the mirror, my hands spreading my ass cheeks so far open my anus actually felt strained. My legs held a wide stance, as I peered between them with my head between my knees, staring in awe at the upside-down reflection of my beautiful ♥♥♥♥-winker. It was red, wrinkled, and seemingly limitless in depth. A few stray dingleberries were clinging to my long anal-pubes, a result of inadequate wiping. I loosened the grip of my right ass cheek, freeing one hand, then using it to circle the rim of my anus with my index finger in a somewhat tickling fashion. My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flexed from the sudden and titillative sensation, involuntarily retracting in an almost winking gesture. I giggled, then farted. Expecting to see some kind of cartoon-like green fumes or brown bubble, but instead just watching my little pucker momentarily expand then reseal, returning to it's natural form.
"You're amazing," I whispered.

You can wear my sweatshirt babe! ;)

you have bad rws sorry

Hello man))) I'm got interest team)) our want to you join team )))

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~

+Rep, Good step mommy ° ͜ʖ °

Can i habe that ♥♥♥♥♥juice please

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This is Nanos cat. I swear after I take a bong hit I can type in English. This lasts about 30 secMeow meow meow

hi hungry im dad

Dad im hungry

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I like to flay myself