+rep you're my favourite white woman 🤑🙏

PRESSED the "ILLEGAL" button with NO REMORSE and last seen with MISSING "HI-TEC" devices and gadgets.

I'm not sure if this one knows that noodles can't be beat. But now it's known. It's been established.

Somebody collect the bounty now, I’m begging ya! I don’t know what that is... Oh, up there! That’s on top of the hotel. That’s about 15 stories in the air. Look at that, that's The Wall! Maybe The Wall will choke-slam Hogan on top of the hotel! That's The Wall brother! The Wall! If you want some, come get some! That's The Wall up there, brother! No-no, you go up there, become an impact player, Hogan! Look at that hand in the air, that means choke-slam! What in the world? You saw up there, brother? I'm gonna put another fight on the ground, on top of that! Get your butt down there, Wall, because I'll kick your ass, too! 15 stories in the air, The Wall standing! Apparently ready to collect the bounty! To attempt to get the bounty, look it- look at the distance, look at where he is! And, he sleeks off to the darkness!

weesnawww

This one's got the momentum and the moxie to make it past the "final stretch", grit it out, go "tuff as nails", and slide past "home" to grip the "victory flag". When the other ones were always ALL TALK and NO WALK, it takes GUTS to set the timer and make it back RIGHT ON TIME.

🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡️ 🛡️🛡️🛡️PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️ 🚫🧛‍♂️🚫NO DRACULAS🚫🧛‍♂️🚫🧻🚫NO MUMMY🚫🧻🚫👽🚫NO ALIEN 🚫👽🚫🧌🚫NO DUENDE🚫🧌🚫

PSYCHOTIC gamer. Says he's made of cocoa, throws peanuts at people.

I don't know how it went down, but someone told me they ran into this one in the RV world, where everything's flipped and spinned and twisted up into a knot so tight, you'll see the light in 15 seconds flat. Dragons and monsters at every corner - is this one a friend or foe? One moment you're feasting with warriors galore, but watch out! You're dinner. There's no question about it, the real final fantasy is an hour or two in the Comedy Club, because every night it's chaos galore, no less, and not much room for more! You'll lose yourself if you let these fantastic worlds get the slip on you, and it's a bottomless hole filled with more dungeon loot and pocket monsters than you could ever hope to catch in an afternoon! One false move, and you're as dead as lead. Metaphorically, that is; I think they just mean it's one hell of an experience. And this guy stood out while they were soaking all of that in.

https://twitter.com/BruhMomentsII/status/1132894614610948096

Disney man

Holiday season is rolling around, and it reminds me of that time I ran into this guy. Was around the holiday season, I think, and wouldn't you know it, there he was! Fancy seeing him there, I said! And wouldn't you know it, it was his house! That was the first surprise, but you always run into those. That's what makes life special. Something else that was special was that this guy had just bought a pizza, and can you believe he was ready to share? Well, I decided to share a slice, and it had pineapple on it! Yuck! Or so I thought, because it wasn't actually pineappple - it was a trick! It was like the whole thing boiled off, good as new - no film or juice! How'd he do it? It still racks my brain to this day. Haven't slept for almost a year - changed my PhD thesis to devote all of my dept's resources to this mystery. Supercomputers ran for millions of hours trying to explain it, to no avail. I am a broken man wondering how this guy managed to sublime pineapple chunks off a pizza.

-rep didnt collect all the money in boot camp m v m

If only you were real.

Saw this guy playing Faerie Solitaire, no foolin'!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saw this guy playing that Fantasy Finale. What a game - it's like those Dungeons and Dragons, but it's on the computer! Saw him with the Big Killing Sword; make no mistake, this one'll get you! Saw it on his PC - took up probably a million billion pixels! An ordinary man? Couldn't carry it, wouldn't have the strength! But this guy? Make no mistake, he's got the might - I saw him hefting it around like nobody's business, killing pixie sprites and goblins in one swing! No fear from this one! He's unstoppable; no doubt he'll win the next Barbarian Cup.

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I was working at McDonalds one night when some man in a car full of guys pulls up and asks for a McFlurry. I think it was this guy, because he asked for a chocolate shake, too. But the ice cream machine was broken, so I couldn't get it for him. So he ordered a bunch of chicken nuggets and a hamburger instead. Real crazy experience.

+rep he's a furry

+rep is really cute

I saw this guy one time on playground. Told me about the Crysis shark. Told me he pirated that game - what a thief! But it was all a lie. He doesn't steal. This guy is the real deal, good man. But he did punch the Crysis shark.

Heck.

This guy stole all my bran beans

Tbh you suck at Dark Souls 3... :)

A few nights ago, I was in that one Virtual Reality chat as Thanos, and, well, we all know Thanos is a hit with the ladies - killer of half the Universe, yeah, but absolute slayer of women. They got half the men and all of the babes when they see Thanos' ass. And some of the men, too, I think. But I see this voloptuous woman from afar, and I'm thinking "what's going on here?" because there's just a bunch of little girls here. Little children, and I don't want to see that. So I walk up and say "hey baby, want to turn to dust?" - but here's the kicker. The mic switches on; flips to life! And I hear the most enthusiastic "YEAAAH!" I've ever heard. All of a sudden, I'm dead, somehow, and I keep dying. And the button mashing on the other end is so loud, I can hear it from my house. Turns out it was Chocolate, which is kind of like winning the lottery when you thought you just won a scratcher.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Chocolate, how come your mom lets you have 251 games?

Hello, it is I! I wish to be your friend! :3

I met Chocolate at my local congregation a few years ago. I went to say hi to him, but he just stuck his hand out at me and told me to "get bumped, chump". I was kind of shocked at this, and I think he noticed my response, because he quickly handed me a $20, asked for my name, and told me to never tell anyone I spoke to him. But I'm not sure if he was on something at the time, because the next time I saw him at my local Safeway, he addressed me as "Tommy" (my name is Jack, for the record) and asked why I was talking to him without his permission. I asked him if he was the famous Chocolate I've heard so much about, and he gave me some pointers on how to improve my skills in GTA V. A few months later, I was rear-ended in a terrible accident. The only thing I remember was being pulled out of the flaming wreckage by - you guessed it - Mr. Chocolate. Really the highlight of my year, and a real privilege to meet the man.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

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henlo bre. helllo you STINKY BRE. go eat a choc ugly

I thought I met this guy in VRChat, but it was actually just another real cool dude.

prefer vanilla

why ;w;

I hate chocolate

I love chocolate <w>

Merry today!

Merry snowfall~

i said that so if you delete your comment, i will not be insulting myself: this is a trick i learned while training to beat up nerds online

kids hire me at school to beat up nerds like the "fray" guy below me online

give me all your steam games

im a hacker kids hire me at school to hack people on steam

yeah i need them

Hi, do you need your tf2 items? can i buy them for tf 2 keys through steam trade?

Get played, nya...

Likes to play music on the meat flute. Overtures like that get my juices flowing. I felt quite the climax in that song.

Dork Bork

Busy Hizzy