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+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great time and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕜 push against my leg. I punched him and then kicked him out. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I once met Skips at a night club in germany after esl one cologne a few years ago. Dude was with coldzera, hunter, stewie2k, and a ton of girls. I didnt want to fanboy on him, so I just said nice to meet you and offered to buy a drink. He looked at me and asked if ive ever seen him play, i said yes of course. He then said "so do you think i need you to buy me a drink?" he orders one of the girls he was with to go grab him a vodka soda and proceeds to walk away hitting every guy he passed in the nuts saying "one tap" for each of them. I was so taken back i had no idea what to say.

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