I didn’t think much of Frederick McDooglas at first—just another 26-year-old “sports store CEO” with a profile that screams “I own at least one net.” But over time, things stopped adding up.

He calls himself a “small game fisherman.” That’s not real. Fishing doesn’t have a small game category. I think he’s targeting something extremely small… maybe even microscopic. Possibly catching crawfish before they’re crawfish.

This ties into his 2016 “2.1 lb crawfish catch.” He never says it was one. I think it was multiple, compressed together through methods I can’t explain.

He also claims to be French but says “Don’t take me baguettes,” which no French person says. I checked.

And the store? Not a store. Everything is slightly off. Balls don’t bounce right. Rods are too quiet. The cashier asked if I’d “seen the water behave recently.”

Something’s wrong here.

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