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Shock Radius 2020 年 5 月 17 日 下午 4:31 
In the ocean
HELVAZI 2020 年 5 月 16 日 下午 6:53 
where is australia
Shock Radius 2020 年 3 月 22 日 上午 11:37 
Chief Sarop you better stop it step bro
kate<3 2020 年 3 月 21 日 上午 6:57 
After a zombie game mode in PUBG where we ate each others feces, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great PUBG and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a PUBG lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
kassipoeg 2018 年 1 月 25 日 上午 4:58 
https://i.imgur.com/ZpDNvKi.png
ExteriorShoe3146 2017 年 10 月 18 日 下午 10:50 
Analy pleasures me every tiem I want it
ExteriorShoe3146 2017 年 10 月 18 日 下午 10:50 
+rep what a guy!
Shock Radius 2017 年 10 月 2 日 下午 1:33 
Adolf Hitler was a very naughty man
Mudfart© 2017 年 10 月 2 日 下午 12:26 
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Shock Radius 2017 年 9 月 13 日 下午 9:12 
This guy is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded
A03 2017 年 7 月 31 日 下午 3:26 
obese irl
Tito Sneed 2017 年 7 月 7 日 上午 10:16 
PCs are for spreadsheets

~Phil Fish~
MilkShake 2017 年 4 月 8 日 上午 5:25 
Hey dad why is my sister named lily
Because ur mom loves lilies
Oh, thanks dad
No problem, Bukake
MilkShake 2017 年 3 月 28 日 下午 3:48 
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?”
“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity. He asked “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a blow job?” So, she does and it was a long, deep and slow blow job.
After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best blow job I have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.....
MilkShake 2017 年 3 月 20 日 下午 6:19 
A man walks into a zoo, the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.






It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Phoenix 2017 年 1 月 18 日 下午 9:00 
Happy birthday!
MilkShake 2016 年 12 月 24 日 下午 2:40 
I masturbate with soap.

Just thought i'd come clean
Mudfart© 2016 年 12 月 21 日 下午 6:35 
yes papa
MilkShake 2016 年 12 月 21 日 下午 2:50 
Roses are red my name Kevin but I'm being raped by the legend 27
Shock Radius 2016 年 12 月 12 日 下午 5:21 
I a t e those f o o d
Mudfart© 2016 年 12 月 9 日 下午 9:24 
Give me my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enchiladas.
MilkShake 2016 年 10 月 26 日 下午 6:03 
A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.

Dad: Son, why were you up so late last night?
Son: I wasn't! The robot slaps the son.
Son: Okay I was watching a kung-fu movie! The robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay, fine, I was watching a porno!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad.
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son. The robot slaps the mom.
MilkShake 2016 年 10 月 6 日 下午 6:39 
Sitting on a cold toilet seat makes me physically uncomfortable. Sitting on a warm toilet seat makes me mentally uncomfortable.
MilkShake 2016 年 10 月 6 日 下午 6:37 
Somewhere out there is a factory that makes dildos. Workers spend long hours on the dildo machine, toiling to support their families. Quality control inspectors ensure every dildo is made to spec. Engineers ensure dildo production is lean and efficient. Managers review quarterly dildo profits.
MilkShake 2016 年 10 月 1 日 上午 10:34 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
That's not true
Superglue
MilkShake 2016 年 9 月 20 日 下午 1:33 
You're more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ than a kid in the Vatican
MilkShake 2016 年 9 月 17 日 上午 6:53 
whats the difference between humans and bullets?

humans miss HARAMBE
MilkShake 2016 年 9 月 13 日 上午 9:59 
A feminist once asked me, "What's your view on lesbians?"

I said, "1080p."
MilkShake 2016 年 9 月 7 日 上午 8:02 
Roses are Red
But I am Blue
That there's one less Gorilla
in Cincinnati Zoo
MilkShake 2016 年 8 月 31 日 下午 12:57 
Roses are red
Harambe's in heaven
the moon landing was faked
bush did 9/11
MilkShake 2016 年 8 月 31 日 下午 12:57 
Roses are red
Harambe was shot
I'm Rick Harrison
And this is my pawn shop
MilkShake 2016 年 8 月 31 日 下午 12:57 
Roses are red,
Harambe's dead.
wiresToGround 2016 年 8 月 23 日 下午 1:23 
is skrub.
Mudfart© 2016 年 8 月 21 日 下午 2:24 
sausage roll Ingredients

400g sausage mince
300g chicken mince
1 onion, finely chopped
1 clove garlic, crushed
1 medium carrot, grated
1 medium zucchini, grated
1 cup (65g) fresh breadcrumbs
3 tablespoons chopped parsley
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
Salt & freshly ground pepper
2 eggs
3 sheets frozen puff pastry, semi thawed
1 tablespoon (10g) sesame seeds
Tomato sauce, to serve
Mudfart© 2016 年 8 月 4 日 下午 6:26 
How much skill do you have?

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Mudfart© 2016 年 5 月 28 日 下午 10:24 
Better than my attempt. I couldn't hold it in and carribeaned in my pants. I need psychological help and regularly visit my doctor to slowly recover from the bee stinger I shoved up my rectum.
Mudfart© 2016 年 5 月 28 日 下午 4:36 
The full movie of Bee Movie is available on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I can link it to you if you want ;)
Mudfart© 2016 年 5 月 25 日 下午 7:19 
*Insert cancerous bee movie meme here*
Mudfart© 2016 年 5 月 13 日 下午 7:32 
Keep calm and DON'T cut.

Jk ♥♥♥
Mudfart© 2016 年 5 月 7 日 下午 10:06 
I akshuely like fnaf nd if u dont lik e fnaf then ur a ♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!! foxy is soo sexy i watn 2 ♥♥♥ in tht little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ AHHHHHHRGGGGGGG (orgasms)
Mudfart© 2016 年 5 月 7 日 下午 8:04 
I said that avocados are the '♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥' which means that they are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing. Buy my lemons or I'll sting you in the ass you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Percy wannaBEE 1v1 me at Mcdonalds carpark will bash ur head in lmao *cancer advances*
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IVE BEEN DEPRESSED 4 WEEKS AND I CANT TRUST ANYONE ANYMORE I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF HELP ME GET THE CAP OFF IF I GET OVER 200 LIKES I WON'T DRINK THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TASTY BLEACH.
Mudfart© 2016 年 5 月 6 日 下午 10:19 
Avocados are the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ skrub die 1v1 lol rekt omfg kill me tumblr rape ughhhh selfies cancer
Mudfart© 2016 年 4 月 30 日 下午 7:57 
♥♥♥♥ man I love omelettes.
Shock Radius 2016 年 4 月 30 日 上午 10:35 
"Wow this guy hates FNAF, what a stupid person" - <3 FNAF foxy is sexy, 2016
"I feel the global gene pool got corrupted by that sentence, if that was an insult then your autism NEEDS to turn to suicide"- Papa Franku 2280
Mudfart© 2016 年 4 月 29 日 下午 10:41 
'Wow, this guy hates FNAF, what a stupid person'
- <3 FNAF Foxy is sexy 2016 - 2016.
'Autism couldn't even describe this thing'. - Bonzi Buddy.
Mudfart© 2016 年 4 月 27 日 下午 8:13 
The hours you have played on Black Ops III is the exact amount of inches measured on my stinger.
Mudfart© 2016 年 4 月 26 日 下午 8:40 
Bee Movie.
Toy Story.
They both have O's in their title.
O...
But what can O mean?
O = 0 in programming language and 0 = zero + zero = zero and do you know what rhymes with zero that's right Santarsiero and that is a rare surname in the US and do you know who is running for president that's right Donald Trump and Hillary Clitorous but we'll leave her out because she isn't important and Donald Trump also has an O in his name but he wants to build a wall over Mexico and that also has an O coincidence??

Donald Trump secretly watches the Bee Movie and Toy Story over the weekends with Hillary in an underground basement in Mexico.
Mudfart© 2016 年 4 月 25 日 上午 5:14 
You're still a skrub in my eyes.
Mudfart© 2016 年 4 月 24 日 下午 7:26 
I'll shove my stinger right up your ass m8.
Mudfart© 2016 年 4 月 21 日 下午 8:49 
Skrub Razerus: Dad! I just had sex for the first time!
Skrub's dad: I am proud of you, son! Come sit down, let's celebrate!
Skrub Razerus: I can't... my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts.