Last person who called me darling was pregnant twenty seconds later.
FYI- Stick the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife and kids on it. 9/4. Barneys lad. He's got a fine chest and a great arse.

The finest legal mind in British History.

"I remember Massingbird's most famous case, the case of the bloody knife. A man was found next to a murdered body, he had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses that seen him stab the victim, and when the police arrived he said, "I'm glad I killed the bastard." Massingbird not only got him off, but he got him knighted in the New Year's Honors list, and the relatives of the victim had to pay to have the blood washed out of his jacket."

"Let's not forget the big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar. The terror of the ladies. 114
illegitimate children, world heavyweight boxing champion, and author
of the best-selling pamphlet, “Why I Like To Do It With Girls”.
Massingbird had him sent down for being a homosexual.