Please censor the word "j*b", i was on the train when i decided to open reddit and the first thing i saw was the J word, i was shocked and horrified, i dropped my phone in horror when the person beside me asked if i was okay, he then saw what was on my phone and started shaking and crying on the floor, almost like he had an epilepsy, the people around muttered "is he okay?" "call the ambulance!" and then they saw what was on the phone, now i am on a train full of people crying and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ their pants, you could have prevented this had you censored the J word

Being a vegan is a lot like being a neckbeard. It's not about the fedora on your head, it's about the fedora on your heart.

So if someone says you look and sound vegan, they're saying you give off a vibe that you have health issues bordering on serious and refuse to admit that the decisions you've made might have a causal relationship.

Like a guy who complains he gets no sleep but drinks an entire pot of coffee before bed? That's a vegan.

Dude who doesn't know why he has tetanus after he nailed his hand to the floor with the rustiness nail he could find? Vegan.

Dude who just doesn't get why he needs his stomach pumped after swallowing a full litre of bleach? Vegan.

Your vegan trait is giving off an aura of depression but voluntarily using Discord.

What's a weeb?
The ♥♥♥♥ spiders put everywhere. Like, can't they just make a real house like everyone? The way those lazy bastard just stand waiting for a prey to stuck themselves on this piece of ♥♥♥♥. Why can't they just chase them like everyone else? Stupid spudiers, ♥♥♥♥ them

Best way to blackpill my brother?
My brother is 2 inches taller than me at 5'4. He managed to moneymaxx in order to become a betabuxx. He and his wife (5'0) are trying to get pregnant. This is a very bad idea. I didn't tell him yet, but I need to find a way to blackpill him so he knows the truth and doesn't create another subhuman manlet.
Of course, the baby could turn out to be a woman and that would be okay. But in the chance that the baby turns out to be a boy, it would be over before it even began. My brother is very blue pilled and happy go lucky type, and pretty confident. But he shouldn't be since he is short. How do I get him to know the truth so he doesn't breed with a shorter woman and potentially spawn a manlet?

So what exactly is the message you are trying to convey? Sir. You must comprehend the fact that I am immortal. Why? I’m plentiful, stronger, intellectually superior, an academic weapon, fighting imbeciles like you for centuries upon centuries. You, a mere mortal, a muggle, have no chance of winning against me. You are feeble. Unattractive. Useless. Financially inept. So before you attempt to destroy me again, think about your helplessness, and try to communicate in a more rational and positive manner. Telling me to seek psychological support when your father is a cocaine addict and your mother is absent? Find shame. Although we share great disparity, I wish you a grand, wonderful life, for I am mature, and shall never hold grudges. Have a spectacular and speedy recovery, Sir.

Is my fascination with romantic relations with mature women caused by unintentional neglect and lack of trust in my parental figures? Could an irrational fear of authority figures lead me to not getting the help I need for the betterment of my mental and emotional health?

No... clearly, MILF's are just superior to girls my age...