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I own a Railgun for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four bots break into my house. "What in liberty?" As I grab my Helldiver helmet and Railgun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first bot, he's dead on the spot. Draw my revolver on the second man, miss him entirely because it's has 6 bullets and nails my teammate. I have to resort to the auto cannon turret mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with AP, "Tally ho lads" the AP shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. up right down down down and throw it at the last bot. He is vaporized in the explosion waiting for his reinforcements. Just as the founding helldivers intended.

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Hope you had a great Christmas friend!

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