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Xer0 2022 年 6 月 9 日 下午 6:05 
"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.
hampter 2019 年 8 月 8 日 上午 11:16 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see memers playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against memogomy and like ill be the one in the kitchen making vines. We should really play goat simulator sometime its a really cool goat game with a lot of family guy funny moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt memeing I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
SinjonC 2018 年 11 月 7 日 上午 10:58 
i lost the controller
Sgt.Derp-Turtle 2018 年 11 月 6 日 下午 8:07 
Listen guys, Mom said it was my turn to play on the Xbox. and no, don't ask her because she is sleeping rn. But she said it was my turn, so let me play Halo 2 already.
ghostfaces gf 2018 年 5 月 17 日 下午 9:30 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see memers playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against memogomy and like ill be the one in the kitchen making vines. We should really play goat simulator sometime its a really cool goat game with a lot of family guy funny moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt memeing I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
SinjonC 2018 年 4 月 26 日 下午 6:40 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see memers playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against memogomy and like ill be the one in the kitchen making vines. We should really play goat simulator sometime its a really cool goat game with a lot of family guy funny moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt memeing I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Xer0 2018 年 4 月 24 日 下午 8:08 
♥♥♥♥♥♥ :FreebieR::FreebieR::FreebieR::FreebieE::FreebieE::FreebieE::FreebieE3::FreebieE::FreebieE3:
Sgt.Derp-Turtle 2018 年 4 月 24 日 上午 10:47 
oofskies
SinjonC 2018 年 4 月 20 日 下午 5:58 
O O F
Sgt.Derp-Turtle 2018 年 2 月 10 日 上午 9:50 
That's okay bb, I love you too, now give me that heart and wall of text, ♥♥♥♥♥
Xer0 2018 年 2 月 9 日 下午 4:09 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
Sgt.Derp-Turtle 2017 年 9 月 2 日 下午 3:07 
Aw man, my rep is ruined :,(
Xer0 2017 年 9 月 1 日 下午 10:00 
-rep doesnt know how to play rainbow six siege
Xer0 2017 年 6 月 30 日 下午 4:52 
woah i just saw it when i used your phone last
Sgt.Derp-Turtle 2017 年 6 月 30 日 下午 4:35 
I checked my email and didn't see anything? Is this some kind of sick prank? and how did you know I ordered all of that? I'm gonna tell on you!
Xer0 2017 年 6 月 30 日 下午 2:51 
hey no problem
Sgt.Derp-Turtle 2017 年 6 月 29 日 上午 7:41 
Aw ♥♥♥♥, okay, I'll go check on that asap. Thanks for informing me
Xer0 2017 年 6 月 29 日 上午 3:18 
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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12&apos $89.99
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Sgt.Derp-Turtle 2017 年 6 月 27 日 下午 4:09 
So when do I get banned because the people on PropHuntX don't think I'm legit for memorizing the maps?
Little Ghoul 2017 年 2 月 19 日 下午 2:42 
Hello Ghosts,

We are really excited to announce that the Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Wildlands open beta will take place from February 23rd to February 27th! You’ll be able to preload the game starting on 20th February.

The open beta is entirely playable in co-op! Gather your squad and create your own tactics to defeat the cartel. Prefer to go on stealth operations or dive into the enemy camp guns blazing? It’s up to you to decide!
SinjonC 2017 年 1 月 28 日 下午 3:17 
hot
kwahoM 2016 年 7 月 5 日 下午 9:34 
Ima stab yo ass
HunterX 2016 年 5 月 18 日 上午 7:48 
<3
:steamhappy:
SinjonC 2016 年 4 月 11 日 下午 6:58 
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THE CARTOON STARFISH OF NETORARE HAS EMERGED FROM HIS ROCK TO DESCEND ON YOUR PROFILE!! post this on 5 different profiles or else HE WILL ♥♥♥♥ UR WAIFU!!
hampter 2015 年 7 月 29 日 上午 11:40 
Bc you called me a loser first ;-; :steamsad:
Sgt.Derp-Turtle 2015 年 7 月 26 日 下午 10:25 
What a meanie face, why would you say such a mean thing :,(
hampter 2015 年 7 月 15 日 上午 10:52 
Lmao this n00b^
S K Y L E A H 2014 年 12 月 24 日 下午 9:15 
ᙢᗴᖇᖇ૪ ᑕᖺᖇᓮᔕ♈ᙢᗩᔕ!!!!
S K Y L E A H 2014 年 11 月 27 日 下午 3:14 
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