Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

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Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex

Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford Tough
Two beautiful
Murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
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Involuntarily flex (huh!)
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Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex (ha!)

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And Robert Z'Dar
From Maniac Cop
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This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these
Two trucks

Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands

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❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

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That's it. Curved penises. They really get me.

There is a lot of focus on women body positivity. And inspired of that I want to give some male body positivity. I've seen threads of guys panicking about their equipment. And give your self some self love. As said, I like them curved. And there are girls out there who are and will be happy with exactly how you are both above and below the waist.

Big, average, fun sized - they are beautiful. Curved. Heck yea! To the side, or tilted up or down? A shower and a grower or a floppy? You guys are all beautiful and sexy. Don't let anyone judge you!

Go out there and love your self!

(Please don't explode my inbox. I know how reddit can be. Spread some positivity to each other instead in the comments.)

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile. I didn't realize you were a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. add me xXBIGTIDDYGOTHBITCHESXx Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Good day ma'am.
Also I messaged you. Take a look and let me know what you think ;)

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leave kiley alone or else im gonna gut u

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I hope it doesn't sound creepy that I've been staring at your picture for over 2 hours... Take my word for it that if it wasn't obscenely and blatantly invasive, I would be gushing verbally over every tiny characteristic of your body and how it lends to the vision of you represented in this picture, and how it not only contrasts your passionate use of grays, but shows the contrast between two different eras, adding to the theme of sexual freedom present, probably inadvertently, in several parts of the picture, how the relatively poor resolution makes you seem simultaneously distant and dream-like, yet relatable.

And this is where the problem comes in, I'm socially retarded and cannot show my feelings the same way normal people do. However, I have found a way. It's extremely easy believe it or not. I created a folder with Japanese 2D girls who are much better than me at behaving like a human being. Their facial expressions show so much more than a regular 3D person. This is why I change my avatar each time I want to tell people that my mood has changed to better or worse. The possibilities with this genius technique are endless. I can make my profile to look grim and depressing simply by uploading an image and everyone will know exactly how I feel at that moment. I have figured it out. Bow before me, you sad little people who still try to make actual interactions on a daily basis. I pity all of you.

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"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

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Honestly, bro... From the bottom of my heart, you're so skilled. You're so skilled that every time I think about osu, I imagine you in my head. I get nervous even thinking about osu because I can always imagine your face in side my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head 😩!!!

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Honestly, bro... From the bottom of my heart, you're so skilled. You're so skilled that every time I think about osu, I imagine you in my head. I get nervous even thinking about osu because I can always imagine your face in side my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head 😩!!!

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That's it. Curved penises. They really get me.

There is a lot of focus on women body positivity. And inspired of that I want to give some male body positivity. I've seen threads of guys panicking about their equipment. And give your self some self love. As said, I like them curved. And there are girls out there who are and will be happy with exactly how you are both above and below the waist.

Big, average, fun sized - they are beautiful. Curved. Heck yea! To the side, or tilted up or down? A shower and a grower or a floppy? You guys are all beautiful and sexy. Don't let anyone judge you!

Go out there and love your self!

(Please don't explode my inbox. I know how reddit can be. Spread some positivity to each other instead in the comments.)

PLEASE HELP!!! Recently my wife has introduced me to a streaming platform known as twitch. I got so into it I spent a full week only watching my favorite twitch streamers like pokimane and sukkuno. All was well until February 15th where I was having a very important presentation at my job. All eyes were on me when I instinctively said KEKW with a straight face and veins bulging through my neck; I burst out of the workplace so fast my shoes fell off and I slammed into my car so hard I created a sonic boost in the wind and cried to myself saying sadCHAMP. Last Saturday was my grandmas funeral and guess WHAT? I SAID F IN THE CHAT GIVING MY MEMORIAL SPEECH. ARRRGGHHHH I HATE TWITCHC ITS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!1!!1!

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life