ATTENTION ALL COMMUNISTS!! Joseph Stalin is in grave danger and he needs your help to wipe out the Capitalists in America! But he can't do it alone. He'll need an ICBM and a couple of proxy wars. To get this, all he needs your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But you need to hurry, so Joseph Stalin can destroy the Capitalists and achieve Communist World Domination!