-Rep After a good game in warband matchmaking, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great WBMM and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a warband lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. He is gay and cheater.

Mexicanos, al grito de guerra
El acero aprestad y el bridón,
𝄆 Y retiemble en sus centros la tierra
Al sonoro rugir del cañón. 𝄇

Ciña ¡Oh Patria! tus sienes de oliva
de la paz el arcángel divino,
que en el cielo tu eterno destino
por el dedo de Dios se escribió.
Mas si osare un extraño enemigo
profanar con su planta tu suelo,
piensa ¡oh Patria querida! que el cielo
𝄆 un soldado en cada hijo te dio.