Happy 10th friendship anniversary, Sfer. I really wish we could've gotten to celebrate it together. ❤️

Farewell, friend.

we miss you every day, Sdaerf. you're never forgotten in our hearts <3

I think about you all the time, Sdaerf. Missing you and your humor so much. <3

Always In My thoughts, My Friend. Never forgotten.

sard forever <3

sard 19

bask (bbq) (wright bro)

BLÅHAJ

HAPPY BIRTH

i’m born!

we

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VIDEO GAME BOY RETURNS

i stepped up as president of antarctica

Mister Sdaerf mister Sdaerf, can you explain to me in excruciating detail how to sing a sad sing?

I saw Sdaerf at a store in Cali yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand in front of my face. When I came up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

12 Times I Diddled The Fiddle--And The One Time I Didn't, non-fiction murder mystery novel by Sdaerf with a musical twist

How many times have I told you to not diddle the fiddle

I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad.

Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have.

Account's not compromised anymore (probably), yay - sdaerf at 4 AM on a work day

12 Years of Wank in the 12th Dimension: The Sdaerf Biography as ghost-written by related Steam users

Sir clean this closet it looks like it's covered in 12 years of wank when you know very well the maximum filth allowed is only 5 years of wank

i am a 12th dimensional lasaga

inject memes into bloodstream for instant grief relief

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Post this windmill in 5 other profile to keep Steam properly air conditioned

I can feel it now, Mr. Krabs

CAN YOU FEEL THIS?!

Fiddle this, I'm on blog TV with my diddly darn hands up, I'm not starting my diddly fiddly darn self. You big stupid meanie, this stupid justice, all doggone righteous silly MEANIE, Alex, is doing this stuff. You darn old meanie. I swear to the good lord I'm going to- Yo- Everybody type in the chat "Alex is a big meanie." Just type in the chat "Alex is a big meanie." Dang him. Silly him.

Get out of here, body, you're ruining my frist impression.

well frist of all how dare yo u

You see, I once worked at a dragon dildo shop. This dragon dildo shop, let me tell you, it wasn't like any other dragon dildo shop, no. No, this dragon dildo shop? Boy oh boy, it sold Dungeons and Dragons. Not just any old Dungeons and Dragons either, I mean PREMIUM GRADE Dungeons and Dragons, I mean the kinda ♥♥♥♥ that the kids would play with all day and brag to their 12-year old friends about. You think that's it? That's just the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ appetizer.

These DnD playsets had an adult section, full of real swords and bows. I even got a mage robe out of it. You know what I do with it now? I cast spells for people. Yes, I bought the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ set, and everything that came with it. I charge five bucks per spell, and my bank account has been filling up to its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brim. But you see, the government would not have that. They took my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dragon dildo. If you know anything about me, I wouldn't have that ♥♥♥♥. So what did I do? I summoned another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dragon dildo.

why is this

I like birds. Something about how they taste moistens my cooch.

Hey what is this mess what has the janitor been doing all this time grr grr

He's dead, JiiJ.

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ALIVE AT LAST

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ＷＥ　ＡＲＥ　ＴＲＵ　ＬＵＭＢＥＲＪＡＣＫ’Ｓ
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ＷＥ　ＤＩＥ　ＴＯＧＥＴＨＥＲ．．．
Ｓｅｎｄ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｃｈａｉｎｓａｗ　ｔｏ　ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ　ｕ　ｃａｒｅ　　　　　　ａｂｏｕｔ．Ｓｅｅ　ｈｏｗ　ｍａｎｙ　ｔｉｍｅｓ　ｕ　ｇｅｔ　ｔｈｉｓ，ｉｆ　ｕ　　　ｇｅｔ　１２　ｙｏｕｒ　ａ　’ＴＲＵＥ　ＬＵＭＢＥＲＪＡＣＫ’．

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Ｓｅｎｄ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｃｈａｉｎｓａｗ　ｔｏ　ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ　ｕ　ｃａｒｅ　　　　　　ａｂｏｕｔ．Ｓｅｅ　ｈｏｗ　ｍａｎｙ　ｔｉｍｅｓ　ｕ　ｇｅｔ　ｔｈｉｓ，ｉｆ　ｕ　　　ｇｅｔ　１２　ｙｏｕｒ　ａ　’ＴＲＵＥ　ＬＵＭＢＥＲＪＡＣＫ’．

ＩＦ　Ｕ　ＷＥＲＥ　ＦＬＡＴＥＮＮＥＤ　ＴＯＭＯＲＲＯＷ，　Ｉ　ＷＯＵＬＤＮＴ　ＧＯ　２　ＵＲ　ＦＵＮＥＲＡＬ　ＣＵＺ　ＩＤ　Ｂ　Ｎ　ＴＨＥ　ＷＯＯＤＳ　ＳＥＴＴＩＮ　　　ＦＩＲＥ　ＡＬＬ　ＡＲＯＵＮＤ　ＴＨＥ　ＭＯＴＨＥＲ　ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ　ＴＲＥＥ　ＴＨＡＴ　ＫＩＬＬＥＤ　ＹＯＵ！

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ＷＥ　ＡＲＥ　ＴＲＵ　ＬＵＭＢＥＲＪＡＣＫ’Ｓ
ＷＥ　ＪＡＣＫ　ＴＯＧＥＴＨＥＲ．．
ＷＥ　ＤＩＥ　ＴＯＧＥＴＨＥＲ．．．
Ｓｅｎｄ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｃｈａｉｎｓａｗ　ｔｏ　ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ　ｕ　ｃａｒｅ　　　　　　ａｂｏｕｔ．Ｓｅｅ　ｈｏｗ　ｍａｎｙ　ｔｉｍｅｓ　ｕ　ｇｅｔ　ｔｈｉｓ，ｉｆ　ｕ　　　ｇｅｔ　１２　ｙｏｕｒ　ａ　’ＴＲＵＥ　ＬＵＭＢＥＲＪＡＣＫ’．

ＩＦ　Ｕ　ＷＥＲＥ　ＦＬＡＴＥＮＮＥＤ　ＴＯＭＯＲＲＯＷ，　Ｉ　ＷＯＵＬＤＮＴ　ＧＯ　２　ＵＲ　ＦＵＮＥＲＡＬ　ＣＵＺ　ＩＤ　Ｂ　Ｎ　ＴＨＥ　ＷＯＯＤＳ　ＳＥＴＴＩＮ　　　ＦＩＲＥ　ＡＬＬ　ＡＲＯＵＮＤ　ＴＨＥ　ＭＯＴＨＥＲ　ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ　ＴＲＥＥ　ＴＨＡＴ　ＫＩＬＬＥＤ　ＹＯＵ！

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ＷＥ　ＡＲＥ　ＴＲＵ　ＬＵＭＢＥＲＪＡＣＫ’Ｓ
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