zkurvysyn leavnul

+rep tough opponent

add me too, pro gamer

+rep super fun to play with

+rep a joy in every game

master of strategy

great guy

clown

+rep thx for game

nice mate

Once was sat next to him on a public bus, he touched my crotch region with his hand and just starred at me without blinking. His eyes were red and glazed over. It was awkward. I actually felt, kinda, well.. raped but I didn't report it because he said if I told anyone he would kill my soon to be child.

I've avoided public transport ever since. Sometimes he follows me home on a scooter. I have no idea how he finds me.

-rep retarded degenerate player that does have any hand-eye cordination or any gamesense at all, which leads to him being on the bottom of the leaderboard every single game. On top of that he actually thinks he is better than people even though the evidence is stacked against him... unfortunately I think this is because of his autism, or it might be because of the 80IQ points, if you get him on your team, be prepared to lose :D

𝓓𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝔀𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱

cheater trash

zelenskiy gay and pi ddor

+rep mjölbysupporter

-rep lithuanian

+rep nice Gold nova player

Kalmar union

Svenska jævel

I think this guy likes csgo

ARE U F4CKING SHROUD????

dust is tasty

I see a layer of dust and I can not help myself, I need to taste it.

Poeple get so grossed out if they see me doing it so I need to be sneaky about it.

My two targets when I enter pretty much anyone's home is the bathroom vent and bedroom ceiling fans or what I like to call the dusty pots that always have a nice thick layer of dust.

Some might think I eat all the dust but that actually ruins the flavor. One swipe of the finger for about 6 to 12 inches is usually the perfect amount for each target. Not too much, not too little.

The different flavors of dusts never cease to amaze me.

Edit: Buggers, scabs, and dried eczema blisters are also on the menu. Yes, I know part of the dust is dead skin. I think that is what I like about it.

Hi, I am an Spanish virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Spanish virus.

I'm surprised that "Karen" isn't a more popular porn category. Like, there's so much potential.
Karen: "Excuse me, but do you have this milk in a different size? I need 2 liters, but you guys only have 1 liter!"
Guy who looks really young, but trust me, he's an adult: "Umm... I'm not so sure, I'll have to check in the back."
Karen: "Ugh, hurry up then."
Guy goes in the back to look for the milk, but instead of looking for the milk, he peeks out the door to get short glimpses of Karen's milk jugs
Guy starts touching himself, eventually unzipping his pants to start stroking his meat
Camera pans to Karen's body, occasionally zooming in on Guy's face and pp, because ♥♥♥♥ you
Karen, after busting through the door: "UHH HELLO? WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG!?!?"
Guy, quickly grabbing a bag of frozen chicken nuggets to cover his junk: "Uhh ummm nothing! I'm just looking for your milk!"
Karen, while grabbing the back of nuggets: "THAT'S NOT MILK, THESE ARE NUGGETS YOU DUMBASS"

The guy does a death grip on the bag, desperately trying to hide his junk
Karen pulls it hard enough to break the guy's grip, exposing his hard ♥♥♥♥
Karen does that trademark Brazzers shocked face. You know, the one everyone makes on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ads. You know what the ♥♥♥♥ I'm talking about
Karen: "What the ♥♥♥♥???"
The guy: "No no no, it's not what it looks like! Please don't call my manager!"
Karen walks away, but slips, and the guys penis magically slips inside of her
They start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
The porn ends with the manager walking in and saying "What the ♥♥♥♥???"
Edit: if you make porn and are gonna use this can you just put my username somewhere in there please. It will be like the ultimate bragging right.

My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "if you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. IT was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me 'Don't smoke'. Please don't put your family thro8ugh what your Grandfather put us through. I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because playing with aim star gave me cancer anyway <3

Братюнь, я все выяснил по твоей просьбе: значит так, запись на лечение геморроя проводится по пятницам с 9:00. При себе иметь:
- чистые трусы;
- вазелин "Добрый волшебник",
- хирургические перчатки размером 7,
- 300 грн.
Извини, что в профиле написал, у меня что-то личка тормозит. И не благодари... всегда рад помочь

Помню мы решили подколоть тебя и подсыпать виагру в общественной бане
Размельчили таблетку, высыпали в пиво
Сидим в парилке с мужиками, у тебя начинается эрекция, ржем над тобой, потом я выхожу обратно в нашу раздевалку и вижу, что ты не сделал ни глотка из стакана

Very gut player

lAuD iS fUnNeY

Greta Thunberg is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the UN climate summit after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her on CNN She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Greta Thunberg? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't a climate change activist?" I ask.

"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Mexico" I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

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Shiba is a terrible player

Is that female🥵😳 I try to compose myself but alas... awooga booga akdhshskjhkkjjjgkj

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getting boosted or boosting? that is the question

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H-hey Shiba-kun, do you remember me from Biology? Freshman year? It's Laura. I just wanted to stop by since you missed the last reunion, I was looking for you. I always thought you were really smart and talented, but I could never work up the nerve to tell you. Anyway, I hope you're doing well...HAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk.

Best trapgamer I ever played with

♥♥♥♥♥

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I'm currently on summer break from uni, and I don't have a job ( Hard to get when you have a criminal record, don't ask). So instead, I've been playing about 6-12 hours of CSGO a day. This week is like my 5th week of doing this. Now, I'm sure all of us here don't think that this is detrimental to your health, but last night I had a dream I was in game in CSGO. I dont remember what it was about exactly, but I woke up in a frenzy and i shouted IM CT NOT T. I assume I was stuck on T forever on Nuke. I also was playing hide and seek with my baby brother, only to find that I was jiggle peeking corners in real life. I have this crosshair burned into my vision that Im constantly lining up at headshot level. My friends wanted to go out and get pissed today on straya day, however I informed them that I have to get my smurf out of nova 1. The question is, jebat menia papa. Bunda forever, Trump did something wrong, 911 is an outside job

thxs you хахол

Happy burfday, чмо

𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎:
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎.
𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢.

Wanna play?

чмо ♥♥♥♥♥♥, палку не дал

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