Could oi get a freshly baked spud with beans n cheese with chuna mate, ah cheers!

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"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

"You still have a lot to learn my child, my torment is an enigma, and the wisest will be free and my disciple."

The professor wept. Then all of a sudden an announcement was heard beyond the walls of his ♥♥♥ prison.

"ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS, ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS, we have a ♥♥♥ alert in aisle 4!"

He smiled.

His day had come.

"...I became the ♥♥♥. I am ♥♥♥. And to this day, my body acts only as a host, and with his mathematical knowledge bestowed in me, I teach other's formulas to prevent another outbreak. But one day, it will overcome my feeble body, and I will just be another lost soul in his clutch."

The classroom was empty. No students, no lights, nothing on the chalkboard. No floor. No ceiling. No walls. Nothing.

"You almost convinced me I made it out again." The professor confessed to the ♥♥♥ entity that warped his reality.

"I really thought I made it out that time."