My beloved Sardine,

Hahahehe just messing around, I know your hand is sworn to another! How have you been?! It feels like forever since we last talked, ever since I tried to video call you that one time. Do you remember? I do. Every day. I regret ever being so forward. It was wrong of me. Just wanted to see your face freed from the little square that is your profile picture for once (lol!)!

Speaking of which, do you think I'd be able to see you sometime soon? Don't want to push you but I've missed us (platonic of course!!!).

See you soon?
Lym

Sardine my love, it's been so long!!

I haven't heard from you in so long hahaha I've really missed you! I can't help but fear that something horrible has happened, like you're back with him again >:|. Which is totally cool if it is the case of course (sorry I didn't mean it like that!)! I would never judge a woman for her decisions. I just know that you can do so much better than him and it hurts :(: (.

I feel like he is getting in the way us and I never see you gaming anymore which makes me very sad. You were always so good at all the games and not just because you're a girl. I wish we would play games once more <3

(sorry if that heart was too much I didn't mean to be forceful)
Missing you,
Lym

Hiya Sardine dearest :)!

I couldn't help but notice that you've been less active on Steam lately, which has been a real bummer, because I always adored seeing your profile picture pop up in the bottom right of my screen while I was gaming competitively. Not in a weird way or anything haha, it's just that your profile (which I assume is you) is actually quite attractive! Not that I thought you would be unattractive, it's just refreshing seeing a female face on the mainly male internet!

If you've taken to a new platform or something, feel free to send me your username and I'll friend you on it hahaha. Or perhaps you've made a second account to hide from me... O_O (jks). I do miss you greatly, so please message me back!

PS: Really sorry to hear about your breakup :(:(, just wondering - would you consider dating someone again sometime soon?

Salutations again my darling Sardine (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

I feel like it has been so long since we've spoken, it's like you're avoiding me or something ha ha! Which if you are I have no problem with because I totally get it when girls need alone time and everything as I'm pretty up to date with PC ideologies and such.
Anyways, I was just watching the Titanic (it's such a tragic story but I looove romance film) and it made me think of you so I figured I'd check in and see how you were doing. Not that I think of you in that kind of way or anything, it just reminded me of the joyful moments I spent talking to you back in the day! Unless of course, well....
I'm only joking around ;D, remember how silly I am?!
I'm looking forward to hearing from you and all the cool stuff you've been doing so message me back whenever you can :)

With love (but a respectful and appropriately distanced amount o.o)

Lym

Hello, apologies. I came across your Steam profile and I just realised that you look very cute in your profile picture (I figured that you aught to hear this). It is not a common occurrence to come across females playing video games, chortle . I'm unsure why gaming is a male thing, as honesty, I'm strongly against misogyny and all for female rights - my past female partners have even found me in the kitchen making their meals. We should take turns playing solitaire together sometime, as I've heard it's a top seller in the intellectual/puzzle games category (don't worry, I'll search up solutions if we get stuck). Oh, I'm sorry! That wasn't flirting or anything, I was simply trying to be friendly. Do not forget, I only commented to let you know that I thought your profile picture was really cool; please let me know if I've gone too far. I really am sincere - it is to be known that I am usually a rather shy introvert who does not socialise very often in the "real world".

You genuinely seem like a really friendly and pleasant person, so I'd be more than glad with you adding me on Microsoft Skype so that we can communicate our political views.

Kind Regards, a fellow gamer