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SAPHRUS just beat up a homeless man. We were out getting lunch and then he just started yelling and then he ran off took me like a hour to find him. When i finally found him he was foaming at the mouth going ballistic on some homeless man's ass and all i could do was watch. i felt bad for him he was just being homeless on the street he wasnt doing anything wrong, hes just another soul that fell through the cracks. After a few minutes he calms down leaving the homeless man double cheeks in the cold, then SAPHRUS turns around and looks at me, points and all he said was "your next!"

I felt my soul leave my body and i started running for my life. No time to think only survive, i run down the alley ways jumping over dumpsters. But my luck was about to run out, i hit a dead end and i turn around and all i see is SAPHRUS on all fours galloping towards me like a deer, all that i can think of is "this is it this is the end for me" but then i remembered i still had my grandfathers deck on me. I knew what i had to you i say with all my might

"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A D-D-D-DUEL!!!". SAPHRUS stops in his tracks he says "You've defeated me before and by winning here and now, I will prove to everyone that I am the superior Duelist". Then i say "Be careful what you wish for". I draw first then I activate "Monster Reborn" to resurrect my "Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning!" Next, I activate "Dark Magic Veil!" By giving up 1000 Life Points, this Spell Card lets me Special Summon a DARK Spellcaster from my hand or Graveyard. I sacrifice 1000 Life Points to Special Summon the "Dark Magician of Chaos" from my hand Now, my "Dark Magician of Chaos"'s effect activates, allowing me to return a Spell Card from my Graveyard to my hand! I return "Monster Reborn!" But, it won't stay in my hand for long.

I activate "Monster Reborn" to bring back my "Dark Magician!" That's right, SAPHRUS Now prepare to face the ultimate Egyptian God! I tribute my Black Luster Soldier, "Dark Magician of Chaos," and "Dark Magician!"in Attack Position "The Winged Dragon of Ra" emerges with Attack Points and Defense Points equal to the combined power of my Tributed monsters. With the strength of my Black Luster Soldier, "Dark Magician of Chaos," and "Dark Magician," "The Winged Dragon of Ra" has 8300 Attack Points! with RA on the battlefield i quickly win this battle not that i defeated SAPHRUS hes come back to his senses and hes like "what happened" i tell him about the events that just occured he didnt knwo why he did that and i say idk either but that was a lie I put crystal Meth in his Mr Beast Burger when we went out for lunch. Thats the last time i surpise my friends with Meth.