Keith 最近的评测

Started out as a meme, and ended up being one of the greatest game I've played in a long time, very fun and relaxing, kinda hard to believe this is a solo dev project, pretty cool :)

Also, 🦀 !

Oh my god...
What is that?!?
IT'S THE UNKNOWN!!

get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ resellers

Always online was a mistake, and OVK/SB knows it, so ♥♥♥♥ all of you defending this ♥♥♥♥.

*The only way to lvl up is completing challenges: it doesn't matter if you complete a heist flawlessly, if you don't complete a challenge, you won't gain ♥♥♥♥.

*Weapon mods behind C-Stacks: who tf tought it was a good idea to lock WEAPON MODS behind a currency that's already slow to get?

*Almost non existant QoL updates taken from PD2: No safehouse, no way to organize your ♥♥♥♥, no clear view of weapon stats, no preplanning, no pre lobby with your friends, etc etc.

*Melee weapons: non existant, nothing else to add.

*Crime.net replaced by a generic looking screen: PD2 had a lot of personality in their interface, crime.net was nice, I hope we get it back someday.

*Post crew stats and rewards: this is also something that doesn't affect gameplay, but if this game won't give me XP for doing ♥♥♥♥, at least give me something for free after completing a heist.

My last point is the most prevalent because I know OVK/SB will introduce some kind of store to PD3 eventually, yeah, we're not that stupid Almir ;)
At the end of the day I don't regret supporting PD2 buying almost all of their DLC's, even the COP, but I won't be supporting this game until OVK/SB fixes all of their ♥♥♥♥ and make an actual better game than the one we already have.

This killer is the definition of stalling forever, unless you're playing in a full squad you have no chance against the skull merchant with a 3 gen, and even if she doesn't have one, she can make one with her drones.

Out of the 9 new perks, only one is kinda decent, the rest is just trash in the bloodweb for my other characters.

The shelter woods renovation is appreciated, red forest looks alright, there's too much ♥♥♥♥ around for my liking tho, and the size wasn't even changed a bit, but I guess it's ok.

Don't bother wasting money on this DLC... I only do it because I'm r3t4rded

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Not really a bad killer, but very boring to play as and against, kinda decent perks.

On the survivor side the new dude looks cool, but his perks are mid to low, very situational.

New map sucks ass for stealth killers, survivors can see you coming from miles away, and is still too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ red.

4/10

Good concept, very fun when you're able to play a full match, but needs a lot of optimization and features, like being able to choose between monster and survivor, dedicated servers (matches end when the host leaves), randomness for puzzle pillars (they're on the same place all the time), more ways to evade the moster, better audio cues.

I hope the game does well enough to cover all of that in the future, because as I said, is a lot of fun.

Dredge my beloved

♥♥♥♥ blind pest.

Also, Captain best survivor.

Quick review, not really worth for previous owners, you're not missing anything besides updated graphics, there's only one interesting ending between all the new ones, the rest is pretty meh.

If you're new to The Stanley Parable, please go ahead and buy it, it's a great game, if you've already played the original, as I said, you're not missing much.