Ladies and gentlemen, my favorite sex position is the “American Taxpayer.” It’s basically doggy style but it requires the receiving party to bite the pillow while the penetrating party goes in dry.

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hey this is a long shot but are you uruguay? i dont know but i recognize the ass of yours from a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ brothel i visted during my stay in the village nahalade, my name is juhala and im packing a 12 incher if you remember me ramming it up your arse.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

Listen you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, what the ♥♥♥♥’s your problem? You want to sit here and say that I’m a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Russian? You get in my face with that, and I’ll smash your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you piece of ♥♥♥♥, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Listen ♥♥♥♥ head, you have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crossed the line. Get that through your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head. Stop pushing your ♥♥♥♥. You’re the people that have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this country over and gang raped the ♥♥♥♥ out of it and lost an election. So stop shooting your mouth off, claiming I’m the enemy. You got that, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Fill your hand. I’m sorry, but I’m done. You start calling me a foreign agent?! Those are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fighting words, excuse me.

Aye wassup, I'm Levi, I like to take you out for a massive plate of barbecue ribs on a first date. I will judge you according to how many and how aggressively you consume them. If you defeat me in this porcine endeavor you shall become my warrior bride. My boudicca. I'll set nations ablaze at your feet just to watch the flames dancing in your eyes. Our love will be beautiful in its violence as a tempest hits the bering strait, should it die; it dies as it began, with a mound of bones between us.

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cool profile bro, i would really appreciate if you could check out my profile and maybe give me some feedback and likes. Thank you, + rep, like. =)

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he is a ♥♥♥♥♥ i know him irl

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