Here lies Ryan — Scouse to the core, dodgy to the bone. A man who loved crime a bit too much and treated life like one long game of GTA. He’s now playing “real life,” whatever that means, probably in some dodgy afterlife layby selling fake trainers and nicking spiritual TV antennas. A proud pikey, he could charm your nan while robbing your shed, and somehow make you laugh while doing it. He might be missed. Then again, maybe not. But one thing’s for sure — the world’s a bit quieter, and probably a bit safer, without him. Rest in peace, you absolute legend.

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ever since you got veneers i've missed my free gumjobs

+1 felt like Paddy the Baddy himself

RyScouse 20 hours ago
so many balls inc on my face

Enjoy the tennis court

enjoy court