I dream of becoming a carrot. When I'm home alone I dig holes in the backyard and stand in them, put lettuce on top of my head from sun up to sun down. I would steal sun tan spray from stores and use it until I turned a bright orange. People tell me it's impossible for me to be a carrot but I know I can be anything I want to b

After a good game in Rust, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great moments in Rust and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Rust Lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hardpush against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

DONT JERRY ME

ви ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

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My vietnamese and welsh friend, eat my azz from Congo!

So, we ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, or what?

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slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs, you are no free to control her. when u feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

R U S T Y C A D D Y

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Garry's is the game that you can do anything you want becouse of sand box , tons of gamemodels , servers

Pluses:

Source Engine

Tons of modes

Sandbox

Workshop

Minuses:

That game has error texutre if you haven't got it mod or map

Prop spam can crash servers

So it's all

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Hey my N-word, just wanted to give a shoutout. I hope we can smoke a lot of illegal stuff in the future, maybe when my parents are not home.

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+rep exteremly talented and very nice

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I push rhymes like weight
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You're ma fav russian but you look like that one guy who bullied me in primary school

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i ate nothing like the good salad

im vegan

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