I keep accidentally having sex with men
I rode it out, for the dialogue and not for any reasons that are gay (which I am not), which is why it is so funny because I am a man and I do not like other men which is why I stayed for the dialogue and not for the gay sex obviously (because I am not gay) not that there is anything wrong with being gay (but remember, I am not gay) and so that is why when he reached his vascular well toned gay arm towards me, I (being not gay) even though this was a little gay, decided to “ride it out” so to speak for the dialogue although I am not, in fact gay haha! Isn’t it so funny when gay stuff happens to us guys who aren’t actually gay? Man that is so funny. Anyway I think I’ll probably reload that save and do it a few more times (I love the dialogue), even though as I had mentioned I am actually not gay haha!

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happy new year dear ^^

Merry Christmas

+rep because changeling DJ

WHAT!? You're not!? I've been living a lie!!!

im not mexican o3o

I found the song of your people, raven! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9TD5jD8czU

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Fröhliche Fappiernachten :^)

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F.U.C.K stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll F.U.C.K. me 4ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.’s you back!!

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Needs more wubs~wubs~

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*does so*

NOW go into the corner and think about your life

maow.. ;c

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john wird mit 40 an lungenkrebs sterben xD

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